Bakugou:
"Yo get over here and let me curve stomp yo ass."
"Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up."
"Hey, don't blame me for your stupidity."
"Maybe if you stopped bitching about everything you could actually get something done."
"I swear to fUCKING GOD YOU BETTER EAT SOMETHING OR I WILL SHOVE MY BAGEL DOWN YO THROAT!!!"
Kirishima:
"What does 'Choke me daddy' mean?"
"Guys could you stop being so damn adorable for literally two minutes and let me talk without contemplating my life?"
*wipes fake tear from eye* "Manly."
"Dude you are the manliest man to ever man so I don't know what you are talking about."
"Hey if you start crying I'm gonna start crying!"
Kaminari:
"I'm just gonna steal like all of your crisps*, okay?" (*chips for you 'mericans)
"Yo watch me chug all of this right here right now."
"I just got a straight crush... and a gay crush... shit."
"Okay but hear me out. I'm like 99% sure this guy can teleport."
"Yo my man that's pretty gay." "But we are a straight coupl-" "Pretty damn gay."
Sero:
"I swear to god if you don't eat something I will cry."
"So let me get this straight. I left and not ten minutes later you broke your arm? I can't leave you guys alone for a minute can I?"
"Ha! Bold of you to assume my self deprecation jokes are jokes."
"Sigh... I told you not to jump off the table."
"No. More. Alcohol. You are already tipsy enough you stupid bitch."
Mina:
"OMG HOW ARE YOU TWO SO CUTE AHHHH I CAN'T!!!"
"I'm at that age where my inner sassy starts to show."
"Why are you crying?" "I'm sensitive alright? Get off my dick!"
"You know sometimes you just gotta ask yourself, 'Why do I hang out with you people?' This is why I hang out with you people."
"Don't mind me. I'll just be sitting in the corner watching you two be the cutest couple in this entire god damn school."
