Jay more like gay 😂👌🤪

Where it all begins...

Once upon a time, a young man with a unibrow was in JCPenny. His name was Jay Bilzerian. Soon great misfortune will fall upon this boy's peaceful life...

He was walking through the store, never to expect what he would stumble upon. He had walked into the pillow isle. He could hardly contain himself. He took 5 of the most gorgeous, handsome, and stunning pillows you could ever lay eyes upon into a dressing room in the children's section because why the fuck not that specific area.

He then proceeds to have an amazing orgy with the pillows.

"OH FUCK JANICE IM 45 JESUS I JUST HAD 5 BIRTHDAYS AT ONCE HALLELUJAH!"

"OH SCOTT YOUR PILLOW COCK BRINGS MY ASSHOLE MUCH PLEASURE!!!"

Words like this were what attracted the attention of other customers. He was yelling so loud, security broke down the door of the dressing room. All of the pillows had been charged with sexual assault, because Jay was a minor, even though he claims he is 40 at times. He does this for his own sick pleasure because he is very kinky. I hope I have clarified that at this point of the story lmao.

As Jay is walking home, he encountered Matthew, a young, flaming homosexual. Jay gets an INSTANT BONER!1!1!!! This is because Matthew is wearing yoga pants meant for the OPPOSITE GENDER!!1!!?

Things get worse for Jay. MATTHEW. SEES. THE. B O N E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!
Matthew could hardly help staring at Jay's big hairy man cock. And no, Matthew can't actually see his pubes he is just assuming things.

To try to break the ice, Jay yells," WHY YOU LOOKIN AT ME MAN I JUST WANT A REAL DAD!!!?!69$??!!"

Matthew stares, in shock. He never thought that Jay would be so... straight forward about his dad???? He goes to reply with some sympathy, considering he's trying to be a bit nicer than usual, but is interrupted by Coach Steve, who was across the street.

"I really don't know man I was just looking at you. Saaaaay, is your dad at work because I can come over and be Gary ifyouknowwhatimeanhehee," says a horny coach Steve. Jay, troubled, just ignores him, and starts to walk towards a confused Matthew. He thinks to himself oh shit he's got a big dick and can't help but grin at the thought of getting hammered by that massive DONG. Jay notices his creepy smile, and asks," Yo why you so happy?"

Matthew is fucking shook to the bone. He can't just SAY that he's thinking about hardcore gay sex, even though he thinks most straight people assume all gay people do that constantly lmao please don't hurt me it is just a JOKE. He simply says,"Nothing."

But it isn't over yet. When Jay walks past, he bumps into him on accident. Matthew went fucking crazy because as he brushed past, he felt the big hard dick in Jay's pants rub against his unsuspecting thigh.

Matthew couldn't just leave it at that. Oh no, he had his mind set on getting that cock in his ass by the end of the night. He quickly turns around and asks," Well Jay, would you like to come to my house for dinner?"

Jay, of course, can't turn down a meal. He thinks to himself it's gotta be better than cum crackers lmao rip me. He agrees, and they start walking...