Jay more like gay 😂👌🤪

Tea sis ☕️☕️☕️

Jesse and Devon walk into Jay and Matthew having hardcore gay sex. All Jesse can do is start crying because she's a little bitch and is depressed.

(THAT WAS A JOKE ABOUT DEPRESSION I'M SORRY I COULDN'T MISS THAT OPPORTUNITY)

And because Devon is also a bitch but in a completely different way, she takes a picture and posts it 🤭. Jay and Matthew still go at it for a good 10 minutes though, considering they still can't hear because of Matthew's loud ass moans lmao rip. 7

Once they finish, Jay turns around to see Jesse crying and Devon being a thot. He exclaimed,"IF YOU WANTED TO SEE GAY SEX YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT TO PORNHUB YOU PERVERTS!!!"

Matthew says, in a sassy tone,"Says the one who stuck a wand in my ass and then your big old wiener." Devon laughs. Jay asks,"What the hell is so funny?" Then she says,"Oh just the fact that I caught Matthew saying that ON TAPE!"

"Dammit Matthew you should have never told her all about the kinky part!" says Jay in an angry tone. Now Matthew is crying because his boo is angry lmao rip him. Jay angrily throws Devon out of the window. She lives though because it is only a two story house and she regularly gets thrown out of her mom's 5 story mansion because she eats all her mom's birth control pills. Jay also throws Jesse out the window because she is crying for no reason and that's gay. Jesse's last words were,"*sob* no homo *sob sob*," before she hit the ground and broke her neck.

But we all know that deep down Jesse was the gayest gay to ever gay because she cries like a gay person lmao rip literally she just died in the last paragraph. She's gayer than the kinky gay sex Jay and Matthew had, but that's because that sex was mostly just kinky.

After Jay closes the window like a civil young man, he sits next to Matthew, who still has his pants down and is sobbing uncontrollably. Jay says "What's wrong? I'll try to fix it." Matthew replies," I thought she was my friend. I mean, me and Devon talked shit about everyone together! I can't believe she'd post something so exposing of me!"

Jay puts his hand on Matthew's cheek, and says,"It'll all be okay. She's gonna get thrown in jail because she posted child porn which is literally a federal crime in the United States of America."

That seemed to really cheer Matthew up. It cheered him up so much, that he was ready to start doing gay stuff AGAIN. He looks Jay in the eye and seductively whispers," I'll suck your pecker if you gimme a peck on the lips ;) ."

Jay gets an INSTANT BONER!!!1!?!! He LEAPS off the bed and since his pants are already down he stands there and waits for Matthew to get down there. Matthew starts giving him the good ole 360 slobber wrench 9000. Jay couldn't help himself. He moans," OH BABY I JUST TURNED 50 HOT DAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS BEEN A DECADE SINCE 3 MINUTES AGO!"

Matthew was slightly confused, but really didn't care because Jay's dick tasted like lasagna. He kept going at it until Jay had came 6 times and was twitching on the floor. Matthew was about to get up and call an ambulance, until he heard Jay mutter,"I love you." Matthew was flattered, and kissed him on the cheek, before saying,"I love you," back.

Now, see these boys experienced true happiness on this day. Sure, everyone knew about their kinky gay sex, but who cares? They are happy and that's all that matters.

They went on to live very happy, kinky, and gay lives together.

~ The (Gay) end ~