Jay more like gay 😂👌🤪

Now we are actually in a damn house

In case you didn't know this from the chapter title, Matthew and Jay are now in a "damn house." This house is Matthew's, to be exact.

Matthew notices that no one is home.🤭 You know what that means ;) but hold your horses man these kids haven't eaten at all in this story.

Matthew grabs some delicately cooked chicken breast, legs, and oh so tender wings, battered in flour, salt, pepper, egg yolks, and the alcoholic beverage known as beer. This is know as fried chicken to most people.

As Jay is gnawing on a chicken leg, Matthew is thinking of some suggestive sexual pick up lines to get Jay EXTRA HORNY. He was thinking maybe something like That's not the only cock you'll have in your mouth tonight, or maybe he may use I've got a tasty cock for you that you can eat all you want of. He really wasn't sure about the second one though because he thought Jay might actually get confused and ask where the chicken is. He settled on using the first one, but now he just needed to get the words out of his mouth.

Jay reaches for the biggest, juiciest, chicken breast either of them had ever seen. Matthew thought NOWS MY CHANCE!

"That's not the only cock you'll have in your mouth tonight," says Matthew, in the most seductive voice a gay male middle schooler can make.

Jay stares in absolute shock. He could not believe he had made such a disgustingly vulgar assumption. He just stared for a moment, before replying angrily,"Do you honestly believe that I'd suck another dude's dick?"

Matthew is so scared like omg this can't be happening that was an actual good pickup line. Even I, the author, would use it if I had a wee wee and were in that situation.

Matthew was on the brink of horny tears, (horny tears; noun; def1: tears that form when you are really sad because your sexual needs aren't being accommodated for) when suddenly, Jay says,"You know Imma be the one getting sucked off," in a sexy, deep voice. Well, deeper than most middle schoolers lmao.

Matthew knows he's heard that before. He says, in a snarky, but flirty, way,"Jay, stop quoting your Dad's law commercials."

And that was when Jay got reeeeeal hard. He was about to ask about going to his room *wink wink* but then realized he was about to have made a grave mistake. He looked Matthew dead in the eye. Matthew was actually really scared but didn't break eye contact because GAY MEN ARE STRONG MEN!!!!! Jay says, in a serious, deep, voice,"If we are supposed to do but stuff go clean your tush with Clorox because I don't want dook on my dick."

Matthew excitedly runs to his bathroom and bleaches his asshole. He literally goes all out. He gets that toilet brush in the to clean extra good, even though it really hurts. He is careful to not make it bleed. Only slow, painful, strokes with the toilet brush. He then dumps a bottle of Gucci cologne in there, just as a finishing touch. Plus, he knows Jay will love how wet he is for him.

Matthew walks out, only dressed from the waist down. He sees Jay is the same way. Matthew says seductively," come and get me, Daddy."

Jay, turned on, with a full on (visible) boner, sexily says,"Oh, you're not ready for this magic wand," and before Matthew could utter a word, Jay starts to chase him into the bedroom...