unlikely (a krusie story.)

invitations

**hello and welcome to another episode of "krusie is fucking otp amazing yes love." Enjoy.**

Susie's P.O.V.

We sat in detention, Kris smoking her moss, me making little songs in my mind and playing with the hems on Kris' jumper. 

"Why'd you give this to me? And how the fuck does it even fit you?" I wonder why she even owns something this massive.
"I gave it to you because you were cold! And must I demonstrate how I can wear massive jumpers?" I roll my eyes.
"Yeah you really have to."
I pull it off my head and hand it to Kris. She slips it on, and lets the sleeves dangle off her arms.
"See?"
"But it's massive.."
"But it's comfy.." she says, pulling a somewhat cute pose. I seriously just wanna cuddle her to death right now..
"Yeah yeah yeah.. give it here valleygirl.." she takes it off and gives it to me. I put it back on.

"Hey Susie.."
"Yo."
"Can I see your eyes again?"
She says, sitting down at her desk again and leaning over to me.
"What the fuck? Why?"
"Cuz they were pretty the first time."
"You say that like it's rare to see them.."
"It is."
"Ugh.." I pull my hair up out of my eyes and she does the same, I assume to get a better look at my eyes..? I'm kinda glad she did though.. she's so fucking gorgeous without her hair in her face.

I shake the thought out of my mind.

"You done yet?"
"Nuh-uh.." i'm honestly just staring at her eyes as well..
And while i'm distracted she snaps a picture of me with her phone.
"Gotem!" She yells, leaning back in her chair and fist pumping the air.
"What the fuck, Kris!?"
"Now I can see your eyes whenever I want!" She smiles.
"You're gonna send that to everyone!"
"If you want me to then i'll go right ahead.." she says, looking all innocent.
"Of course I don't want you to, idiot!"
"Okie dokie." She says, and smiles at her phone.
"Lemme see.."
She shoves the phone in my face, and I see a rather cute picture of me.
"Keep it.. I approve."
"I wouldn't delete it even if you dissaproved, dumbwit. It's too cute to delete."
"Whaddya mean CUTE!?" I yell
"What? You look pretty in the picture is what I meant."
How is she not even breaking a sweat, complimenting me left right and center!? I'm probably a blushing mess!
I turn my chair around to avoid embarassment and start ripping the hems off of Kris' jumper. I hear her put her feet on the desk, and she throws her burnt out ciggarette across the classroom.

"Susie i'm bored. When can we leave?"
"You never shut up do you?"
"I don't feel like shutting up right now." She giggles again after a quick check of her phone.
"You can honestly leave whenever you want. I just get in trouble to go here because I usually have no one to sit with."
"Psh.. that's easy. Sit with Noelle and her nerd club. They invited me over for morning tea today and I gave them a friendly introduction."
"Well done. Have a diploma." She doesn't shut up after that.
"I'm trying to get invited to as many Christmas parties as possible, just so I can be out of the fucking house I live in. It sucks there." She continues.
"Sounds like something I would do."
"You should do it with me."
"Sure, why not..?" I turn around in my chair and Kris smiles at me.
"Well then, if I recall correctly you said we could leave whenever we want?" She says, grabbing her bag and getting up to leave. I shrug and follow her out of the classroom. As soon as we leave, Noelle starts waddling up to us.
"Whaddya want, you little shi-"
Kris hits me in the stomach and it hurts so bad. I stop talking to hit her back. She doesn't flinch and i'm surprised.

"Hiya Noelle! How can I help you?"
"U-uh hi Kris and S-susie! Um.. as you know it's almost.. christmas and I was wondering if you could come to my annual party.. thingy.. uh.. just take these!" She hands Kris two envelopes and waddles off.
"What a bore.." she says before tearing the envelope with her name on it open. She hands me my own envelope.

Dear susie,
Please come to my KRISMOSS party! There will be fun, friends and food for everyone!
(Date, address e.t.c.)

"Holy shit she named it after me.. I feel so appreciated.." Kris says, reading her invite.
"Yeah yeah don't get too worked up about it.. how would she know you smoke moss?"
"She was the first one to try and get me to stop smoking." She says and stuffs her invite into her bag. "I politely declined.. don't you remember?"
"What? The table thing? At the begginning of the year? I hardly call that polite.."

A faint memory of Kris flipping a table over and chucking it at the wall runs across my mind. "STOP IT NOELLE! I'M JUST FINE ON MY FUCKING OWN!" I remember her shouting.
"Yeah.. nah.. I wouldn't call that politely declined.."
"What was I supposed to say? She tried to get rid of my best habit." She laughs, or more so... giggles in a really cute way..
I shake the thought out of my mind again. Kris is my friend. She's not even lesbian!

"Best habit my ass.. you really should stop smoking."
"No."
I get an idea.

"I have a challenge.."
"Nuh-uh."
"You don't smoke until Noelle's party. I'll let you do whatever you want, to anyone you want, for the entire party. Smoke, drink, hit someone, you name it and I won't stop you."
"Can't I do that already?" She gives me a confused and tired look.
"No I won't let you." I say, towering over her little dwarf body.
"Ugh.. fine.. but only because you're challenging me, and not anyone else.. And because you're fucking intimidating me with your height.."
"Sounds good, dork."
"Don't dork me, dork."
"Dork."
The school bell rings.

**wow that was a cute chapter. What did we learn? 1) that no one is reading this and 2) that Kris doesn't fucking shut up when she's bored. Welp, cya in the next chapter. Doot.**