Lorien Legacies Fandom 2

Welcome Back

Sania: I think I cried - 

Nine: HAHAH LOSER

Six: Let the girl finish, dumbass

Nine: Shut up, sweetheart

Six: Alright you wanna -

Sania: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Nine: No

Sania: I swear to -

Marina: Don't swear

Nine: HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

John: Nine, actually shut up

Nine: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOMMY

Ella:  John and Nine. I ship it. I ship it so hard

Marina: We are not doing this ship thingy again

Six: What the hell? Like, ship as in the one on the sea??

Ella: EPIC FACEPALM

Sam: Why are we here again?

Nine: WASSA NERDY BOI

Sania: I'm here to do a fucking introduction but noooooo

Marina: EVERYONE SHUT UP SO THE GIRL CAN DO HER INTRO

Sania: Thank you Mar-

Nine: SCREW YOU!

Nine: I'm doing the introduction.

Five: I thought I was

Marina: *epic gasp* GET THE FUCK OUT

Five: *leaves*

Nine: *snorts* Hobbit

Five: DID I JUST HE-

Sania: SHUT UP

Nine: I'm doing the introduction so Sania, YOU shut up.

Sania: I-I have no words

Six: I'm leaving if this asshole gonna be the only one talking

Nine: But sweetheart-

Six: Unless we all get to do a part of the intro

Nine: Fine, but I get the last word

Sania: But this is my-

All Garde: SHUT UP

Sania: damn.

Nine: OKAY SO, welcome assholes and asshats-

Marina: NINE! BE POLITE!

Nine: Fine. Welcome little children to the continuation of the book you all know and love: Lorien Legacies Fandom. 

Six: Uh basically this books gonna have tons of shit-

Ella: and jokes

Six: Oh. So basically it'll be a book all about Nine

Nine: ARE YOU CALLING ME A JOKE

John: It's accurate

Adam: uh hi

John: When did you come here?

Adam: I heard someone ranting loudly about John's virginity 

All Garde: *stare at Nine*

Nine: *giant smirk*

Marina: On that happy note, Sania wants us to say that she is really happy to have such dedicated readers to her books!

Ella: She also says she absolutely loves you guys for all the support you have given her. 

John: Sooo yeah

All Garde:....................

Six: Is this it?

All Garde................

John: Guess so

All Garde:....................

Five: Hey.

All Garde: ............

Marina: WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU

Six: YOU SON OF A BITCH GET LOST

Ella: RESPECT MY FRIEND

John: Guys...chill

Nine: *snorts* Yeah Hobbit respect Squirt and Ice Queen

Five Did he just call me....

Nine and Five: *start trying to kill each other*

All Garde: Yelling, screaming, fighting

Sania: *sighs* and that's a rap

Nine: YOU SON OF A BITCH, I GET THE LAST-

Sania: WE. ARE. DONE