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Thomas: "Well, this will be awkward..."
Patton: "C'mon, it's probably not that bad. Lemme see!"
Logan peers at Thomas's phone, cringing at the ask. "W-why this? I...have no emotions to share..."
Deceit: "Liar."
Logan clentches his fists, embarrassed. "LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!"
Thomas: "Guys, calm down. Wait, where are Virgil and Roma-"
Roman: "Here we are!!"
Virgil: "Sup."
Logan: "Ok, let's begin, then."
Thomas: "You first, Logan."
Logan: "Me? Ok. Roman has a strong appreciation for Disney, which is admirable, Virgil is realistic, which is comforting, Remy...appreciates himself, and Deceit..I wont say. There is nothing nice to say about that...liar."
Thomas: "What about Patton, hmmm?"
Logan: "WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A MONTH, CHILL!!"
Thomas: "*takes a deep breath* Sorry, It's just so cute. Patton, go."
Patton smiles, loving this ask already. "Same for Logan. Also, Roman's love of Disney is awesome. He's so creative, too! And Virgil, my dark strange son-"
Virgil: "Don't call me that."
Patton: "Okay, my friend is very, gloomy, but very nice. Oh! Remy is awesome! He really embraces his gayness, hehe! And Deceit is very misunderstood. I think he's fine."
Thomas: "Ok, thanks Patton."
Patton: "Welcome!"
Thomas: "Alright, who next-"
Roman thrusts his hand in the air, very excited, "ME!Ok. Patton is very encouraging and happy, Logan is practical and smart, Remy is SO confident in himself, and Deceit...he likes me and my outfit. He's nice if you get to know him, you guys."
Thomas: "Ummm..I think you are forgetting someone..."
Roman: "Oh! Virgil! Sorry! Well...y-you..are very aware of things...and..ummm..."
Virgil rubs his temple, smirking, "Oh my god, Princey, just admit it, ya love me!"
Roman: "No! At least, not with Thomas around..."
Thomas raises his eyebrows, " Why not?"
Patton tsked a deep breath," BecausehelikesVirgilandhehatestoadmititandtheywouldbethePERFECTcouple!"
Everyone: "..."
Thomas looks questioningly at Patton, "Okay, then... Last but not least, Virge."
Virgil: "Everyone kinda said what I thought, so... But Deceit is a little bi-"
Roman: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! There are some people that don't want to.hear that!"
Virgil: "Whatever. You know it's true!"
Thomas: "Anyway-"
Remy pokes a stiletto into the room, "Did someone say 'gay'?"
Thomas: "No."
Remy: "Well, I heard you were doing an ask. Can I see?"
Thomas: "Sure!" He shows Remy the ask.
Remy purses, putting a hand on his hip.
"Ok, this is easy. Logan is quite intelligent, Patton is cheerful, most of the time, Roman is so fanciful, Virgil's, a gloomy nightmare, but has lots of sense, and Deceit, he's a doll!"
Thomas raises his eyebrows questioningly, "Why 'a doll'?"
Remy answers sarcastically, "Why do you think, Thomas? He's a girl's doll, no, I like him!"
Thomas giggles, looking at Patton, the universal shipper, "Many ships are sailing today, and I love it!!"
Patton: "I agree!! Hehe!"
Remy looks at Thomas, asking, "Can Deceit come and answer?"
Deceit rises up. "Goodbye."
Remy smiles," Tell somethin' nice about everyone, hon."
Deceit: "No."
Remy: "Whyyyy not?"
Deceit: "No. The only ones I like are Roman, Patton, and you."
Remy: "Then tell something nice about them!"
Virgil and Logan cross their arms at the same time, offended. "Thanks," they say at the same time, too offended to care about the jinx.
Deceit: " Suck it up Calculator watch and Emo Nightmar. Ok, fine, I'll try. Roman has a good sense of style, Patton is always happy, and Remy is hot."
Everyone: "Wait, what?"
Deceit: " Did I say something wrong?"
Thomas: "What did you say about Remy?"
Deceit: "That he is hot. I also want to date him. Remy squeaks out, flustered, "W-what?"
Deceit wraps an arm around Remy's waist. "Let's go."
Remy giggles and wraps his arm around Deceit's waist, too. They both sink out, smiling.
Thomas: "Well, there you have it!!"
Logan: "Ok, now I am uncomfortable. Do your outro, please."
Thomas: "Ok, Take it easy, guys ,gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT!!"
I know this was a different format, but I didnt feel like making it into a story, so...
To be honest, I don't know what style of writing this is.
You're welcome, obliviousfangirl. Sorry for taking so long. I forgot.
