Kon stands triumphant
Ichigo!
I have list
It details my thousand commands
Ichigo
Obey my commands
Ichigo punts Kon out the window
Kon lands in glade
Kon looks around and sees fairies
Why hello lovely ladies
Lovely laides have looks on face
As if they saw something on his
Faeries run away
Kon folds arms
Kon looks around
Kon sees...
OH MIGHTY SWORD!
SING THE PRAISES OF
EXCALIBUR
Kon blinks once
Kon blinks twice
Kon smiles
That Ichigo will think twice
Once I have this sword
No more kicking poor kon around
Kon grabs sword
Smile upon his face
OH MIGHT SWORD!
SING THE PRAISES OF EXCALIBUR
EXCALIBURRR!
Kon makes a face, frowning as he does
Whats this thing
A whatzit
A whozit
A...
… another stinking stuffed animal
NO I AM THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL
EXCALIBURRRRRR!
ok
To wield the great EXCALIBUR one must
ok
follow the GREAT rules of the GREAT EXCALIBUR
ok...
… what are these rules
Speaks up EXCALIBUR
blah blah blah blah
blabity blasting
blah blah blah
blabity pineapple
DOED THE MERE MORTAL UNDERSTAND
I think so...
blah blah blah blah
blabity bladling
blah blah blah
blabity dice score
DOES THE MORTAL REALLY UNDERSTAND
I think so
blah blah blah blah
blabity bladling
blah blah blah
blabity dice score
WAIT!
What?
I CAN"T BE SEEN WITH SOMEONE SHORTER THEN ME
SO
GOODBYE!
Kon watches EXCALIBUR march away
His dance in a rythem
Kon goes crawling back home
UP through the window
Ichigo looks up
What took so long
I promise I will never, ever, never, ever, never, ever again
Make a list and demand people follow it
Ichigo scratches head
What happened
I'LL PRAY TELL!
I am EXCALIBUR!
THE GREAT AND MIGHTY EXCALIBER!
blah blah blah blah
blabity bladling
blah blah blah
blabity dice score
Ichigo shoves Kon into trash can
Then he goes and slams the window
But still the song can be heard
Even when he burries his head
Under the pillow
YOU ARE READING
Bleach (Souls) Eater (Bleach/Soul Eater Fanpoems)
FanficThis is a poetry collection for the Bleach: Diversity Writing challenge that involves comparing characters from Bleach to characters from Soul Eater Disclaimer - I don't own Bleach or Soul Eater.
