This is a story all about how we sucked it! It all started one day I was with my bestie SHE A BAD BITCH but that's besides the point well we didn't exactly know what suck it meant all we knew what my Nazi big booty grandma says "oh bill suck it" we dont know who bill is either.
Well in case you didn't know we are in our pubescent years where we have no fucking clue what the fuck dickulus is okay!? Okay see me and my BAD BITCH bestie decided hmm we been grumpy lately and we wanted dickulus.
So we decided to call up one of our hommies he goes by the name of "ole saint dick" and her friend who goes by the name of "easter humpy" they showed up pretty quickly i mean all we said was "our parents ain't home" who knows what the fuck that means but I hear my big sister say it all the time.
So when our friends showed up they had a duffel bag it looked weird but they told us not to worry about it they just had "take care of some business" on the way there, but not shortly after that we got straight down to business.
Once they put there bag in our back yard they came in and lead us to my room I didn't know why though I mean all we wanted to do was get some dickulus. As we got to my room they looked at us and asked how old we were me and my BAD BITCH BESTIE wasnt exactly prepared for these deep conversations but we ran with it. We lied and told them we were 4 and 1/2 even though we're really 4 and 1/4 in case you haven't figured out my BAD BITCH BESTIE and I are such rebels.
So anyways ole saint dick and easter humpy looked at us and then looked at each other and said "we have to think this through some" we said NAH NIGGARD YALL GONNA SUCK THIS PUSSY! we don't exactly know what this means but my little brother says it to his stuffed owl all the time. They looked at us as walked out, next thing we heard was the sirens and knocking on the front door next thing we knew ole saint dick and easter humpy had ran out the back door as the cops busted through the front door screaming "SUCK IT!".
-To be continued-
(Hey guys how are ya aka fr only kale bc who's actually going to read this but if your dumb enough to actually read this then hey u a og gangsta of the 1980's but I might continue this who fucking knows but fr suck it!)
