We woke up the next morning to gender bender rats and cracked up heroin shootin hookers, but we really didnt mind it wasnt nothing new. My BAD BITCH BESTIE quickly reminded me why we were here and what we needed to do, we need to find ole saint dick and easter humpy with out getting caught by chief no nut little dick and officer YO MAMA. We quickly gather our stuff and headed out. We decided to drop the cop car and leave it for the hookers, we started looking for clues on where ole saint dick and easter humpy would be. We heard of somone who might know something his name is "donald j trump" hes a sexy beast grrrrrr...ANYWAYYYYYY we went to his lair apparently he held jews there or something butttttttt who knows anyway we get their and look around and we can't find trump. We see this old lady and ask her if she has seen Donald Trump she quickly denied and walked off in a very suspicious way. Naturally me and my BAD BITCH BESTIE were weirded out but we shook it off. We kept asking around but everyone says they have never heard of this donald trump we talk about, as soon as my BAD BITCH BESTIE and were going to give up we heard someone from the shadows call our names and we were super spooked but they said that they know where Trump is. We asked them there name but they wouldn't tell us something about "confidentiality"? I dont know. They told us that he was at NASA getting ready to fight off the Corona virus. We said "yo what are we going to do?" My BAD BITCH BESTIE and I was in a predicament. We talked it out and we decided that we shall go after him, we needed him. We searched far and wide for him but we kept believing. Finally we arrived at NASA, we tried to walk in but we were stopped by the National gaurd (but I wasnt complaining because he was fine). The soldier said "I'm sorry ma'am I can't let you through" but MY BAD BITCH BESTIE said nah fam you gon have to let us we got shit to take of. Of course I was not objecting to the fact he was their. I said "I'm so sorry for her she just a little out their if you know what I mean" MY BAD BITCH BESTIE said "mmhm right" me and the soldier just looked at each other in a loving gaze. MY BAD BITCH BESTIE pushed through the soldier pulling me through she said "we dont have time for boys get your shit together" I then remembered I never got his name. As we walked in we found ourselves in a state of shock and you would never belive what we saw....
