As me and my BAD BITCH bestie looked at each other and realized we fucked up. As we tried to reason with one officer another one came from the back yard and said "uh chief no nut little dick we have a problem" the officer looked up from us and said "yes officer YO MAMA" and as officer no nut little dick walked closer to the back door he saw something just completely bonnkers .
As No nut little dick looked at the duffel bag he was wondering should he open it up or leave it for the mutated steroidal squirrels. As he opened the bag his face filled with great relief that it was only someone he knew extremely well...porn star Hitler.
The officer looked at the two girls and said "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHE WAS MY BEST COSTUMER DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VIEWS WE USED TO GET?!. good ole times" me and my BAD BITCH bestie were shocked we never would have guessed that our dickulus appointment would have ended up this way.
Officer yo MAMA looked at us and said "girls y'all screwed, well have fun with 69" and we ALL knew what that meant. Me and my BAD BITCH BESTIE looked at each other we didn't exactly know what to think about all this is mean what is my Nazi big booty grandma going to say.
As the officers called for back up me and my BAD BITCH bestie had to make and escape plan we needed a way out of this whole situation and we wanted revenge on ole saint dick and easter humpy. So while the officers were cleaning the crime scene we packed our bags and stole a police car and ran the fuck away all we had with us was $100 and some spaghetti o's.How we did this with out them knowing is a mystery to you and me both .
We managed to get out of town but we still needed to find ole saint dick and easter humpy but right now we were just looking for a place to stay the night. We searched for a while but we finally found a bridge with a couple of hookers. We learned alot about hookers and found out they make hella bank plus some dez sugar daddies finer than a mother fucker but that's besides the point.
We went to bed around 3:00am to continue our journey in the morning.
-To be continued-
