5SOS Imagines

You Nail Him In the Junk (Reference #1) Malum

Calum: You and Cal were enjoying a day at the beach. It was nice and sunny. You guys played in the water, splashed each other, and attempted to build the awesomest sand castle ever (You won). You decided you wanted to play volleyball. So you grab a volleyball from aside an went to play the game you used to play on the school team. You were kicking his ass at this game 1. He couldn't reach the ball quick enough because the sand was slowing him down. and 2. He wasn't good at serving........AT ALL! You took this opportunity to win by serving a spike to the ground. Calum served the ball, the ball was airborne to your side of the net, you jumped as high as you could an spiked the ball to the ground. Or so you thought, instead of the ball harshly crash into the sand, the ball harshly crashed into Calum's balls in complete and utter painful comedy. You gasped in shock."Calum!" You ran over to his side. "D-Did that hurt you?" He was laughing and crying in pain "Yes....a lot!" He said a lot in a high pitched voice when he grabbed his area. "Oh my god I am sooooooo sorry!" You said sort of laughing too.

Michael (OMFG I COULDN'T WAIT TO WRITE THIS!): You and Michael were at home, bored with nothing to do. Michael decides to go downstairs and play pool and you joined him. Halfway into the game you were losing by a lot of points. You thought it was time to start kicking his ass so you made a few line ups with your que and the ball, aiming for the solid maroon coloured ball infront of it. You hit your ball HARD with the que and the ball hit Michael square in the balls, causing him to immediately fall to the ground. He let out a girly,squeaky tone groan as he laid there, sending you into a fit of giggles as you replay that moment over and over and over and over mentally in your head. You giggled so hard that you didn't realize you were actually rolling in the grass. "Lesson Learned....NEVER play pool with da bae!"