SAO The Assassins Sniper

The Surprise

Kirito's pov 

tomorrow U/N is moving back to Japan, everyone is excited to see him in person again. U/N can't wait to see Sinons face when she sees him again. right now me and him are doing a high-level Dungeon, we're doing a little competition right now. whoever can get more points in killing enemies will make the other person do whatever they want for a week In-game and IRL. U/N is really bringing out the combos for this one, his using some skills I didn't even know he had. right now me and him are walking down a spiraling staircase. 

U/N: hey Kirito, I have a question for ya.

Kirito: what's up? 

U/N: during the Christmas event you two teleported somewhere. where did you two go?

Kirito: *blushes* w-we went to a hot spring. 

U/N: so what you're telling me is... I do all the work and you two went to a hot spring!?

Kirito: ha, ha y-ya t-that's all. 

U/N stops walking and gives Kirito a small smirk. Kirito stops and turns around giving U/N a confused look.

Kirito: w-what? 

U/N: is that all?

Kirito: *blushes* I... w-w-well *rubs back of head* w-we... no.

U/N: did you two do it in the hot springs? 

Kirito: ya. 

U/N walks past Kirito patting him on the back as he walks by. Kirito walks up to U/N as they keep walking down the staircase. 

Kirito: so what happened to you and Sinon? 

U/N: *blushes and clears throat* well, she had a very... nice looking outfit on. I had a Mistletoe and well we kissed under it. 

Kirito: did anything happen after that? 

U/N: um... we- well I rented a room at an Inn and we... stayed there for the night.  

Kirito: so you didn't do anything? you two didn't do it? a Cyborg Assassin and a Cat Archer in a room together... ALONE. 

U/N's upper and lower visor clamp together hiding his tomato face as he walks a little faster. Kirito walks faster to ketchup to him as he laughs.        

Kirito: do I need to ask Sinon? 

U/N: *sigh* yes we... did it... 

Kirito: how long? 

U/N: I didn't ask you that! 

Kirito: two hours. 

U/N: *sigh* ... *quietly* four hours. 

Kirito: f-four!? how!?

U/N: you two did it for two hours. me and Sinon just did two more hours.

Kirito: man. 

U/N ok. if Asuna was in a nice outfit and you two had the night alone, wouldn't you go for as long as possible?     

Kirito:... ok, you got me there. 

U/N: exactly. 

Kirito: how long has it been since you had... sex? 

U/N: *looks down* that was my... first time. 

Kirito: what about you and Ai-... I-I'm sorry. 

U/N: I-it's ok. me and her were close but we weren't that close. anyway, we're in the boss room.

U/N looks at Kirito and puts his right hand on Kirito's left shoulder. Kirito turns his head to U/N.

U/N: to lighten the mood. let's make a bet.