how to piss off your techer

part 2

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.

2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.

3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.

4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”

5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.

7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.

8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.

9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.

10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.

11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.

12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.

13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.

14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.

15. Roll your pencil across the desk.