*WARNING!!!!*
This one shot/song/parody song/
Is full of anti-Nali and anti-Lisanna.
I believe most of the people know the song mentioned in the media but if don't and you want to read this even though you can Trigger any moment in this I recommend you to listen the song first then read this and it's almost same as the original one but with some changes.
HOpe you like it.....
Bitch lasagna FairyTail style:
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Nalu fans don't like you Nali
Nothing personal guys
But we must go all out
Just this once
Lucy or Lisanna, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down NaLi Fandom coz we are here to spill the real tea(uh)
You try to take Nalu from the spot no ONE
But you NaLi you lose, so best think you haven't won
When we are through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
Cause we only just begun
We review you *clap clap* Zero, bye Bitch, gone
So come on NaLi Fans, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you your Bitch lasagna
BITCH lasagna, Bitch lasagna
NaLi Fandom have nothing but a Bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, Bitch lasagna
Look at NaLi Fans, they are crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
NaLi Fandom have nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
NaLi fans just wet themselves in their pajamas....
So why is Lisanna still alive and why she wanna be with Natsu (ew)
Lucy is a celestial Goddess while Lisanna is some animal cosplaying mage (OOF)
' They are childhood friends ' what the fuck that line even supposed to mean
That statement sounds like it came from some illiterate community
No papa, No papa, yes papa; Jonny
Now down all of the sugar and let's start this Fucking party with your ~
Bitch lasagna, Bitch lasagna
Look at NaLi Fans, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
NaLi have Nothing but some bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at NaLi Fans, they just wet themselves in their pajamas
BITCH lasagna, BITCH lasagna
NaLi Fandom have nothing but a Bitch lasagna
You got some childhood clips trying to say that NaLi is gonna happen
But
NALu doesn't even need to say anything coz we have Nashi Dragneel for a reason
"33 Nalu babies coming soon.. "
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NaLu one shots 🔥🔑💕💖
Fanfichere is some treasure for NALu lovers like me full of cuteness, love and of course NALU💖. I will write the new ones randomly ..... 😅😅 ~~~~~•••~~~~~~~~~ I don't own Fariytail or the pics and other stuff leaving the plot or story Even though I onl...
