I look at my phone "fuck shit it's only 2:18 2 more long minutes until I can get out of this hell hole" I say to my friend Carly Rae Jepsen™️ "fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus" she says in an ecstatic voice.
This is just a normal line for Carly Rae Jepsen™️ considering she has Anime Tiddies Syndrome™️ . Everyday I can't help but look at her 15 pound Tiddies, they remind me of Anime Tiddies but they are not because this is real life (I'm gonna keep calling them anime tiddies tho). I slowly gaze up and down her 15 pound anime tiddies they are so big and juicy, they make me wanna Scream. Oh no I feel my Jojo Siwa Syndrome™️ Coming on "ANIMENFNEJJTIDDIESILOOKATATITTY" i Scream. Carly Rae Jepsen™️ understands exactly what I say because she has Jeffree Star syndrome
She quickly covers up her 15 pound Anime Titties with her hoodie but that does not matter......
