*The school bell rings* "YES I GET TO GO HOME FINALLY" I scream so loud it goes all the way into James charles™️ classroom. James charles™️ is the school bully. I'm his only friend which is good for me I guess but it's whatever. Ever since is 1st grade glow up he hasn't shut up about it. He has a new glow up every year and each year he gets 1 foot taller and his ass gets 3 foot wider. He suffers from Plastic Surgery Syndrome™️. No one knows what it is but what we do know is that it involves no surgery just a natural vegan lifestyle 🌱. Me and James walk home every day because we are neighbours. He meets me in front of the school and starts to tell me about how his latest glow up went. He seems to be out of breath because of how much people he has been bragging to. He walks up to me and says "hi sister what is up sister want to sister hear about my sister September glow up?" . "Sure" I say. There is one thing u must never say to James if u don't want to be bullied. You must never say NO to him, this is because he suffers from SISTER syndrome™️ this means he must say sister at least five times every sentence, he must talk extremely fast( almost like jojo Siwa Syndrome but worse) and he cannot be told no. He starts to tell me but he is extra annoying today so I put my Airpods™️ in because I'm fucking rich. I sing along to my favourite song Thicc Niqqas and anime tiddies. "ANIME BITCHES I LOOK AT HER TIDDIES THEN I TAKE HER HOME AND WE COUNT UP THESE TITTIES" I can still hear him so I turn up my Airpods™️ to full volume "I LOOK AT HER BOOTYHOLE EAT IT LIKE TACOS" I sing and I finally cannot hear James.
