"oh shoot"
"Loki's having a fit again."
"Loki? Thor's evil brother?"
Tony looked confused for a second. "Yeah, Loki kinda switched sides."
They heard Loki cry harder.
Quill looked around "let's get out of here""The hell happened to this place? It's 8 degrees off it's axis. Gravitational pull is all over the place."
Tony was, once again, holding Loki as he sobbed into his shoulder. Except this time Tony was really getting close to Loki.
"Yeah, we got one advantage. He's comming to us." Tony sat down, putting Loki on his lap and patting his back to calm him down. "Well use it. alright, I have a plan. It's pretty simple. Draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with.this guy we just want the gauntlet. Are you yawning? In the middle of this while I was breaking it down? Did you hear what I said?"
"I stopped listening after you said 'we need a plan'."
Tony mumbled to himself.
Quill walked over to them. "See, not winging it isn't really what they do."
Parker raised his hand. "Er, what exactly is it that they do?"
"Kick names, take ass."
"Yeah that's right."
Loki stopped crying and looked over at mantis and drax. "Wow. You too are in despite need of leadership."
Quill walked over to Loki. "Dear sir, they are not. For they have me."
Loki looked a quill in pure discust and confusion. "Why in the entire nine worlds would you lower your voice like that?"
Drax wispered to Mantis, "are you sure this is Thor's brother?"
Loki got out of Tony's lap and walked over to drax and mantis.
"I'm adopted, but yes I'm his brother."
Tony facepalmed and said, "alright just get over here please. Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?"
"Starlord's fine."
"We gotta plan up. Because if all we come at him with is a pluckey attitude then-"
"Dude, don't call us pluckey. We don't know what it means. Alright, were optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be ready good."
"Tell him we're about to dance off to save the universe."
"I can footloose."
"Exactly like footloose."
They sat in silence
"Is it still the greatest movie in history?"
"It never was."
Loki walked over to Parker. "The hel is a movie?"
Tony walked to Parker and Loki."don't encourage this, okay? Guys, we already have enough misheif on our team."
Loki glaired at Tony.
"Don't forget. I'm half human. So that fifty percent of me that's stupid, is one hundred percent you."
Loki looked at Quill. "Or that fifty percent of you just could be the other species that you are, and Tony could be one hundred percent genius."
"Excuse me, but does your friend, often, do that?" Mantis asked.
Strange was floating and his head was moving in an extremely odd way.
He yelled as he fell.
Tony grabbed strange's arm.
Loki somehow had a problem with that.
"Your back here, strange."
"Hey, what was that?" Parker asked.
"Looked foward in time. To veiw ultimate futures, to see all the out comes of the comming confict."
"How many did you see?"
"Fourteen million, six hundred and five."
"Well how many do we win?"
"One."
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Dust And Tears (Frostiron) (Finished)
FanfictionLoki, after the events of Thor Ragnarok, evades Thanos and finds himself somewhere familiar. and he meets someone who's against Thanos too... Someone he can't loose. Takes place during infinity war. My own take on it. I'm really proud of it. Sorry...