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The Great Teacup Incident

It all started with Alexa and Kathleen having a tea party in there mansion.

They were gossiping about their stupidity and dumb struggles in life when all of a sudden-

Crash! Clink clank!

Alex drops her teacup and falls to the floor
(the teacup is the one that dropped, not Alex)

Alex looked up at Kath, then back down to view the mess of broken porcelain from the teacup and a little puddle of tea on the floor. Kathleen looked up at Alexa with wide-eyed expression on her face.

"What have you done?!" She gasped at the sight of the teacup on the floor. "I don't know!!" Alex said, still a bit stunned by the incident.

Both still stunned in utter stupidity, they just stared blankly at the mess, tea continuing to spill everywhere.

Kath sighed, 'it's fine, it's just a little mishap after all' she thought to herself. Kathleen was about to let it slide until she realized "OH NO! I Forgot!"

Alex turned to Kath, worry in her eyes
"What? What is it?"

"I just realized that if anyone in England finds out that this happend,"

-insert dramatic pause here-

"They will kill us!" She said, dread in her voice.

And this is when Alex new, she messed up

"oH nO!!!!" Alex panicked, "Whatever shall I do?!"
Kath pulled out her phone out of her back pocket, "We call..." She takes a deep breath
"LIN MANUEL MIRANDA AND THE ENTIRE FLIPPING CAST OF HAMILTON!"

Alex facepalmed "Oh obviously! Who else would we call? sksksksksksksk" Kathleen dialed the number and called.

420

brrrrring, brrrrring

They heard someone pick up, "Hello?"
Alexa and Kathleen knew that voice!
It was Lin Manuel Miranda!
(who else would it be pfft)

Lin got closer to the phone and said "I. Heard. You. Broke. A. Cup." Kath and Alex felt shivers
"Haha... w-what kind o-of cup exactly..?" Alex asked.
Lin answered "A TEA CUP!"

The two girls looked at eachother and worried the same thing 'HE KNOWS!'. The two thought that he was stalking them, so they hung up the phone, ran, and hid in a closet. They paused, trying to catch their breath. Alex sighed. She peeks out the window
(I'm not sure how that's possible since they're in a closet but who cares blame kaaatttthhh because she made half of this too) to see if anyone's there, but there was no one in sight.

Kath looked through a hole in the door. "He could be watching us right now..." she whispered to Alex. She backed away from the door and turned to Alexa,
"Is... is this a good thing?" Kathleen asked.

Alex thought, "I don't think so?"
But she was never sure, for she was a dumb child with no morals.

"He's the writer of one of our favourite musicals... so it would actually be pretty cool to meet him..." Kath stated. "Though it is pretty creepy that he knows where we live..." Kath added. Just like Alex, she was also a dumb child with no morals.

All of a sudden, the two girls heard a loud BANG. They scream at the top of their lungs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
They heard the noise a second time,
BANG!
BANG!!
BANG!!!
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The noise came again a third time, but this time, instead of screaming like dummies, they decide that screaming isn't going to do them much. They shut up and give eachother looks of terror. "Ok" Kath said, taking a breath to calm down. "Let's not be stupid, and go check where the noise came from." Alex nodded "But let's not split up, because I don't want this situation ending up like a horror movie!" Alex said.