I opens my eyes, only to see darkness. At that point I began screaming, until I remember, I'm a Luke's buttcrack and that Luke probably has pants on so I can't see.
"How rude" I say
"What the fuck, who is talking" Calin the Mexican one says
I can feel Luke's heart pick up pace, because your heart is in your ass.
"Uhhm Calvin , your just hearing things" Luke manages out
How dare he, I thought we had something special, but he's hiding my from his friends! I was so angry I started to make this noise out of my mouth
"Jesus Christ, Luke why the fuck do you keep farting" Ashton tisdale form Luke's band about eggs, 5esoheggs I think it's called, asks.
Luke slowly starts to walk, then proceeds to run.
"MAKE SURE YOU FLUSH, YOU RUSTY TRUMPET" Michael clifford the big red penis screams after him
It was a hard day
-Luke's buttcrack
YOU ARE READING
Day in the life of Luke's buttcrack
HumorIt's not easy bring a crack on a famous guys butt, but I make it work.
