Small group chat: Karma, Asano, Violet
Karma: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!!
Asano: HEY! I BOUGHT YOU A BOX OF FUCKING STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATES HOW AM I A PIECE OF TRASH?!
Karma: Idk
Asano: besides my birthday is tomorrow...
Karma: yeah I know
Violet: exc00se me I helped you find those chocolates!
Asano: yeah I know
Violet: r00d
Violet: AnYwAyS
Karma: what?
Violet: since its not Asanos birthday yet he doesnt deserve a happy birthday!!!
Violet: because
Violet: today
Violet: is
Violet: my baby's birthday!!!
Asano: what?
Violet: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURO!!!
Karma: huh?
Violet: I HOPE YOU GET TO BANG MAHIRU AT MIDNIGHT!!!!
Asano: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Violet: and also!
Asano: oh god there's more?
Violet: HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE sAd AnD aNgStY cHiLd TSUBAKI!!!
Karma: Tsubaki?
Violet: yes
Asano: who the fuck is that? And why does he deserve an early happy birthday and not me?!
Violet: because I said so
Asano: ....
Violet: AnYwAyS
Violet: remember sExY tWiLiGhT???
Asano: oh god...
Karma: yep!
Violet: well........ He is one of the characters from that along with Kuro aka Sleepy Ash
Asano: his birthday is tomorrow?
Violet: yep you share a birthday!
Asano: im gonna regret this but what does he look like?
Violet:
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Asano: I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THAT?!
Violet: YES AND YOU SHOULD BE HONORED!!!
Karma: hey Violet.... I found smth u might like
Violet: what is it?
Karma:
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Violet: well that would be perfect except for one thing...
Karma: ???
Violet: here let me fix it for you
Violet:
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Asano: . . .
Asano: Fuck this shit im out.
Happy Birthday Kuro!!! Dont worry ill post a chapter tomorrow for Asano's actual birthday tomorrow!!
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