Jacky Bunny: I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand. Not a worry in the world, cold beer in my hand.
Ryan the Penguin: Life is good today. Life is good today.
Craig: Cuz I got a Red Solo Cups! I fill u up. Let's have a party! Let's have a party!
Max the Ripper: We got a little bit of chicken fry. Cold beer on a Friday night. A pair of jeans that fit just right. And the radio uuuup!
Robert: yeah, I was always the crazy one, broke into the stadium and I wrote your number on the 50 yard line.
Ronnie Bad Boy: U were always the perfect one, and a validictorian. So under ur number I wrote "call for a good time." I only wanted to get your attention, but you overlooked me somehow. Besides, you had too many bfs to mention and I played my guitar too loud...
Monte: HOW DO U LIKE ME NOW? That I dug meh key into the side of his prdy Lil souped up four wheel drive
Michael: carved meh name into his leather seeeaats!
Thrasher: took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in ALL 4 tires!
Tj: maybe next time he'll think before he cheeeeaaats!
Monte: WHOOOO! WE DONE IT!
Robert: lol. Yep! :)
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Random Escape the Fate Group Messages
RandomInspired by stormchacer's "WTF, Ryan," this is mainly a message board between members of Escape the Fate.