Omar: Guys...
Ronnie Bad Boy: What?
Omar: I just heard...the dumbest...joke...in the history of bad jokes...
Jacky Bunny: Well, don't be shy, tell us. :)
Ryan the Penguin: What's going on?
Omar: Well, if you really wanna hear it...
Omar: A fish, a shrimp and a snail walk into a bar. The shrimp turns to the bartender and asks, "You got any algae wafers, or just peanuts?" to which the fish replies, "What's wrong? Nuts too classy for you?" The two then turn to the snail, who is happily munching away on a bowl of peanuts. The fish then turns to the bartender and asks, "You got any PBR?" To which the shrimp replies, "Huh, you're one to talk about class." The two turn back to their snail friend, who is now guzzling a glass of beer. The snail then puts the glass down, turning to his friends and says, "I don't get what y'all are complaining about. The nuts are stale and the beer taste like piss.
Max the Ripper: ...
Ronnie Bad Boy: ...
Michael: ...
Monte: ...
Jacky Bunny: Um...
Craig: What...
Ryan the Penguin: ...
Thrasher: The...
Tj: FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
Omar: Can't say I didn't warn you...
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Random Escape the Fate Group Messages
RandomInspired by stormchacer's "WTF, Ryan," this is mainly a message board between members of Escape the Fate.
