Okay, so...
It's New Year's Eve...
I just took a shower because my mom told me to...
And now...
*inhalllllle*
I S M E L L L I K E F U C K I N G P E P P E R M I N T A N D N O O N E C A N S T O P M E ! ! ! ! !
*yeets a mac n cheese box out of the window*
Y E E T
Roulxs Kaard(from Deltarune): HOW DARETH THEE YEETETH MINE OWN MAC N CHEESE OUT OF THY WINDOW!!!?(I had to use a Shakespearean translator for this-)
Me: B E C A U S E I C A N B I T C H *inhalllllle* Aaaaand that's one thing for my list of New Year's Resolutions, I gotta curse less, online AND irl...
Susie(also from Deltarune): Pfft, well that's a stupid resolution. Why STOP cursing when no one's gonna fucking stop you? You're the fucking 'ADMIN' of your life, you can do whatever the fuck you want! THAT'S TO ALL OF YOU READING THIS, TOO!!!
Me: Well... I won't deny that she's right *yeets my resolutions out of the window* Y E E T B I T C H !
Susie: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! *high-fives me*
Me: Y E E T B I T C H ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Haha, random little spoofs aside, Happy Krismoss and a Merry You Near!(I'm probably somewhat high while writing this... AND ALSO @Jadewings93 I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHARE OUR INSIDE JOKE WITH THE WORLD! ÒWÓ)
YOU ARE READING
Luna's Diary
RandomOcs, STAY OUT! This is private property, so if you're reading this, well... I don't mind if a friend, someone I KNOW, is reading this, but strangers, ALSO STAY OUT!
