Piper's POV
After I sent that text to Zach, I opened up the YouTube app and started having a sister squad marathon(iconic). I was not even 10 minutes into their mukbang video when I got a notification from Instagram.
imzachherron just liked your photo!
"Um the fuck" I said to myself because um WTF. One of the guys from my favorite band just likes my Instagram picture. I quickly opened the app, clicked on the notification, and examined the picture that he liked. I came to find out Mister Zachary Dean Herron did some mega stalking on my profile since he liked a picture from ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO! Then I put two in two together
"My name is Zach but my mom told me not to give out my last name sowwey" came to mind right away. Wow, how convenient that Zach Herron just happened to stumble across my page right after I had told some kid NAMED ZACH my Instagram. But it couldn't be could it? I mean what are the odds that of all the people in this world I accidentally texted THE Zach Herron. I don't know maybe I'll play around with Zach and see how he responds to the situation:))).
iMessage
Hey Zachary😎:Me
A.S.S: hey PiPer ChristinE
Can I ask you something?:Me
A.S.S: Um sure..
Do you like mountain goats? It's for a Math
project😫:Me
A.S.S:Why would it matter if I like mountain goats-
Just answer the damn question:Me
A.S.S: Yea they pretty Fire I guess 🐐
Ok. While we're on the topic of questions , are you by any chance Zach Herron. This is also for a school project..:Me
A.S.S: ....um
A.S.S: but on a real note someday I'm gonna adopt a mountain goat and name it Lil MGoat.
zachhhhh :Me
A.S.S: wut
Are you or are you not Zach Herron?:Me
A.S.S: no u
Zach that literally made no sense I-:Me
A.S.S: good
Zach please anwser the question:Me
A.S.S: wait what was the question again? I have the memory of a mountain goat.
Are you Zach Herron?:Me
A.S.S: I mean what would you do if I was him, not that I am or anything but hypothetically🥵.
I would probably just accept that you are him and drop the conversation:) :Me
A.S.S: ...
A.S.S: fine imzachherron 😣
Lol I already knew that silly just wanted you to admit it :)):Me
A.S.S: oh no the double chins are back 😞
So Zachary :Me
A.S.S: yes?
I noticed you went pretty far back on my Instagram feed ;):Me
A.S.S: whatttt are you talking about ?😣
You liked a picture from like two years ago Zach...:Me
A.S.S: IT WAS JACK I SWEAR
Uh huh yea sureee :Me
A.S.S:Ok I admit the scrolling part was mE-
I really never thought otherwise😂:Me
A.S.S: Ok little miss know it all 😤
Ok your name on my phone is starting to annoy me so I'm gonna change it:Me
A.S.S:What is it?
A.S.S... but what should I change it to?:Me
A.S.S: um how about MY NAME
What'd you say? Zachy poopoo? Perfect!:Me
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You changed A.S.S to Zachy poopoo 🥰💩
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Zachy poopoo🥰💩:why tho?
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AN: Ik i'm sorry I'm cringy and none of you probably find this book funny in any way lmao
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