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Almighty smooth stepper😌
Almighty smooth stepper😌: good morning young trainee are you ready to learn how to sister smooth step?
Um it's 6:00 at night?😂:Me
Almighty smooth stepper😌: sooo?
Me: so it's not morning
Almighty smooth stepper😌: whatever lol, you didn't answer my question.
Me: what question?
Almighty smooth stepper😌: ARE
Almighty smooth stepper😌: YOU
Almighty smooth stepper😌: READY
Almighty smooth stepper😌: TO
Almighty smooth stepper😌: SISTER
Almighty smooth stepper😌: SMOOTH
Almighty smooth stepper😌: StEp?
Me: one sec let me change your name to something not as long.
Almighty smooth stepper😌: What is it now?
Me: almighty smooth stepper😌
Almighty smooth stepper😌: wow, I'm honored by the title you have chosen for me. But what are you changing it to?
Me: idk I was thinking of just abbreviating it maybe?
Me: ...
Me: bhahahaha
Almighty smooth stepper😌: ?
I just realized that the abbreviation of Almighty smooth stepper is A.S.S LMFAOOOO😂:Me
Almighty smooth stepper😌: oh come on you had to have planned that out.
nOpe but guess what your new name is...😂:me
Almighty smooth stepper😌: one could only wonder...
Grasshopper changed Almighty smooth stepper to A.S.S
A.S.S: now are you ready?
Me: yes my attention is all yours the A.S.S
A.S.S: I hate you
Me: no you don't you wuv me...
Me: wait I just realized that we never exchanged names lolll
A.S.S: O yea lol
Me: well, I'm Piper Christine Sanchez
A.S.S changed Grasshopper to
Piper Christine👑
A.S.S: I'm Zachary, but my momma told me not to tell people my last name sowwey🤷🏻♂️
Me: It's okay;(
A.S.S: what's wrong with his eye?
Me: *GASP* are you assuming it's gender?! And idk maybe it got something in it?
A.S.S: why am I still here?
Me: because you have no life🤷🏼♀️
A.S.S: wow just because of that I'm leaving.
Me: do it, you won't.
A.S.S: BET
Me: BEt
Me: fine you will :(
Me: come bac
Me: pweeseee
Me: A.S.S cum bac
Me: :(((((((((((
Me: ^look what you did, you made my double chins and me sad.
Me: fine whatever me and my double chins didn't want to talk to you anyways so HA😑
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I honestly did not plan it to be abbreviated like that but I figured it out while I was writing lmaoooo
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