Tale of the New World Twins

The Potions Incident

After a minute of awkward silence Alfred asked

"So anything we need to know about potions or the teacher?".

"The only things you need to worry about in potions is the teacher. Snape is awful to Gryffindor and gives Slytherin special treatment, Especially Malfoy." Ron grumbled.

"Poor Harry here gets the brunt of it."

"It's fine, He won't mess with Harry when the Hero's around" Alfred said weakly flashing a flimsy thumbs up.

"Alfred it's okay, you don't have to be peppy all the time. You just got out of a panic attack, just relax okay" Mathew smiled to his brother and Alfred weakly nodded.

They walked into the potions room and Harry, hoping to avoid Snape, quickly took his seat next to Ron and Hermione took hers next to another Gryffindor girl.

All three sent the twins an encouraging smile as they went to talk to Professor Snape.

Alfred walked up, switching on his oblivious personality in his head, and tapped on the teachers shoulder.

"Hello professor, I'm Alfred F. Jones and this is my Bro' Mathew Williams. We're kinda' new here so we have no idea where to sit." Said America, his Happy-go-lucky aura just oozing out of him.

"H-hello eh" stuttered Mathew standing slightly behind Alfred.

Snape looked up and glanced from one twin to the other, dropping his smile.

"So you're the twins the teachers have been talking about". He said, rubbing the bridge of his nose as he spoke.

"Wow so the teachers really do like me, not just the ghosts" His smile increasing exponentially and aura getting even bigger.

"That wasn't a complement you twit" Snape growled.

"Now you sound just like Iggy" He said, now basically glowing with a bright sunny aura. Some of the students swore they say daisies surrounding him.

"S-so um, can w-we take our seat?" stuttered out Mathew now trying to hide even further behind Alfred.

Unlike Alfred, Mathew can actually feel the tension and hate in Snapes body language.

"I'm assuming you're the invisible one the teachers actually like" Snape said smiling at Mathew and glaring at Alfred.

"Now you even look like Iggy"

Snapes face met his palm and he sighed.

"Please take your seats, Mr. Jones yours is next to Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Williams please sit next to Mr. Brooke."

Mathew hurried to his seat at the table next to Alfred's and sat down politely saying a "hi eh" to the boy next to him.

The class was quiet and calm until Alfred spoke up again.

"But why" he whined. "I don't wanna' sit next to him" He said pointing towards Malfoy. "Can I switch please?"

Snapes, who eye was now twitching, yelled out.

"No now stop whining you twit and take you seat before I glue you to it!"

Alfred huffed and dragged himself next to Malfoy all while muttering how "The resemblance is uncanny, geez, maybe that's where Iggy learned it from." And pouting like a child.

His eye now going into full spasm, Snape took a deep breath and growled out a "thank you Mr. Jones now please be quiet."

All at once losing his moping Alfred, Just like he did to the history and Herboligy teacher,