Tale of the New World Twins

History Is Not Always What It Seems

Charms went by without hitch and so did Herbology.

The first class that posed a problem was History of magic

The problem wasn't Alfred didn't know the information.

Hell he lived through most of it.

It was the teacher himself.

Professor Cuthbert Binn's was the problem.

Mr. Binns was a ghost.

I'm assuming you see the problem here.

"No I won't go in!" Alfred screamed, trying to claw away from the four people dragging him in.

"Alfred you're making a scene again" stated Mathew.

"Why do I even need to go? I've lived through most of it" Alfred whined.

Hermione, Ron and Harry stopped cold, tightening their grip on Alfred to prevent him from running.

"What do you mean lived through it" Ron interrogated.

"He means when we were kids and we acted out all of the wars" Mathew piped up. "Right Alfred".

"Yeah, yeah, whatever he said" Alfred grumbled. "I still don't want to go."

"Well to bad" the four yelled throwing him in and walking past him to their seats.

Landing on his face, America looked up and saw he was staring straight into the silver eyes of the only person he despised more than a ghost and dropped it again.

"Go away, I'm moping" he grumbled, still refusing to get up.

Draco just stared down at the teen in disbelief. 'Does he have Bi-polar or something?' Thought Draco 'because this is ninth personality he's seen from him.'

"Why should I move, you're the one lying in front of the doorway" Draco seethed.

"Whatever" Alfred mumbled right back not moving.

"Class."

Malfoy raced to his seat and sat down, Getting ready to laugh his head off the second Alfred saw the teacher.

And oh boy, he was not disappointed.

The teacher looked down and saw Alfred on the floor and raised an eyebrow.

He bent down and asked him if he was alright.

Alfred let out an un-interpretable murmur and the teacher stood up.

He pushed Alfred with the tip of his shoe trying to get him to get up.

When Alfred looked to the side and saw what had poked him he let out a 'totally manly' (in his mind) yell, (not shriek mind you) and dashed for Mathews desk.

"M-Matty I-I'll protect you".

"Yes Alfred, I am sure you will do an excellent job protecting 'Madeline' from behind him" commented Malfoy, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

After his little comment he burst into laughter.

"Oh you're that student the teachers have warned me about. Your Alfred F. Jones right?" Said the teacher in an exasperated sigh. "Welcome to my class, now please take your seat".

"The teachers talk about me!" Bubbled Alfred, once again completely misinterpreting what the teacher was saying.

"Wow I didn't know I was so popular. You know you're not all bad for ghost" Alfred continued, letting his Hollywood grin back onto his face.