An Account of the Great Furry War

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Friday:
Dear Diary,
The war has become so stressful that I have decided to keep a diary to calm my nerves. The Furries launched an attack on the 2nd Weeabo Stronghold in Tokyo, capturing it and sending the Weeabo soldiers to POW camps, where they will be "re-educated". It seems like the Furries are coming back stronger than ever—they've even resorted to kidnapping our gamergirls...only they don't send them to the camps...they keep them in prisons with sacks over their heads. Thankfully they have not kidnapped enough to have any significant effect on our supply of sandwiches, but the losses are felt everywhere. I've seen many a soldier pledge to fight the Furries even harder once he learned his gamergirl was taken by the barbaric Furries. Luckily my gamergirl remains strongly in the kitchen, preparing this week's sandwich rations. We remain careful of any outsider who could be a furry sympathiser; our stronghold is found in a civilian zone. Both factions (Gamers and Furries) are fighting for control of public opinion on Tik Tok, branching out onto different platforms every once in a while. Hopefully America will not fall like Canada did—what the Furries did to Canada is cruel. What we will do to the Furries will be even crueler.