An Account of the Great Furry War

II

Saturday:
The Советский Союз Коммунист (Soviet Union Communist) Squadron has sent reinforcements to the West Coast, an area of growing concern for us Gamers. The Furries established many successful strongholds in places like California and Washington. No one here would be surprised if any of those states went the way of Canada. Right now, Canada is in anarchy—the government was toppled and replaced with a Furry puppet government controlled by the Furry elite in the United States. The American Furries don't want to go to Canada because it's still an active war zone, although on paper it is controlled by the Furries. Various Canadian rebel groups are fighting to overthrow the Furry government, although they are a minority. They are headquartered in the last remaining Gamer strongholds in Saskatchewan and the Northern Territories of Canada. Meanwhile Alaska fights off many furry invasions, significantly more than the contiguous United States. A small delivery of Коммунист soldiers were delivered to our stronghold, which will be a great help in defending our civilian zone. Иван "Triple Eye" Иванович Измайлов is one of the best soldiers to come out of the Советский Союз Коммунист squadron, was among one of those in the shipment. His nickname comes from the fact that he is the sharpest shooter in Russia and also because all of his names start with an I (И). In a demonstration of his skills, he blindfolded himself and pointed a gun at a Furry POW. "Хит ор мисс, И гесс дей невер мисс, хa?" he said as he blew the Furry's brains out. Everyone praised him.