House AU

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We all live in the same house and I quote from Mystic-Aki420 "this is gonna go so ducking wrong" so
LETS A GO MARIO

Coi owns the house and has a king sized bed she shared with kiyo which has seen better days due to the thing if ya know what I mean
Coi has like cameras to make sure her children are okay which kiyo just kukuku's at
like boi can ya not like stick with coi

Vamp and pastel share a room and it is the actual gayest thing you have ever seen in your life
Ofc they need a waterbed cause no ordinary bed could handle their ferocious fucking and mikan(me) is just honestly either too deep asleep to notice or shouting through the thin walls to SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU GAY ASS HORNY BASTARDS wooh anger issues out ...
Any way where were we?
Ah right

Lynn and her Inspiration she gives me for this lives with shuichi saihara chan and lemme tell you shuichi just infects things he touches with EMO lynns room ain't no different it's like hot topic in there and it's literally hot in there so my face just breaks in heat so idfk anything else
(defo not excuse to move on)

Me(mikan) and mioda share a room together so lemme tell you personally it's like living with a boy she so tomboy it's insane I got me my pretty blues and purples and she is just black just Black like it could be considered racist that's how black she is oh and I forgot to mention the insane amount of freaking fire weapons she hides in her secret stash which if ya wanna know it's under the satanic circle rug or behind MY bookcase like mioda why what did my bookies do to you
And I'm just here with my collection of science thing a ma bobs which also include LOTS OF FIRE FIGHT SUPPLIES
Because mioda just *loves* to set the house on fire which is just great
And I'm just here like OH GOD PLEASE NO NO NOOOOOOO
Then coi bursts through the door and is like ITS HAPPENING THIS AINT A DRILL and mioda is just there laughing her head off cause there's fire and panic at the disco cue high hopes music
If you smort enough you see kiyo In the background observing humanity but I'm pretty eye mioda ain't human so I be like
SORE WA CHIGAU YO

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