When Your Pizza Rolls Are Done (The Book of All Things Dank and Random)

Yeet

Happy New years everyone! 

Oh and like Merry late Christmas.

It's like January 3rd and like I neglected to say both of those things.  

I took some time to reflect on my 2018 and realized how shitty it was. So that was fun.

Like last year was so shitty to the point where I'm not even excited about 2019 because I'm so sure it's going to be bad. 

Like I was pissed off when it struck 12:00 am signifying that it was 2019. So I started this year pissed. 

But other than that were good so far. I think? 

Yo though. Like I justed fucking like put into the revelation that I will never be able to be in the year 2018 ever. Like for some reason that's kinda sad and crazy to me. 

I must be high or something. Oh, that's right. I'm fucking tired. 

I think I'm like so focused on remembering the bad shit that happened in 2018 that I can't even think of any good things that happened. 

Well sucks to be my ass.