When Your Pizza Rolls Are Done (The Book of All Things Dank and Random)

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Do you see these two sandwiches

I bet you want one.

Well too bad because there BOTH mine.

And do you see this final piece of bread

I bet that you would also like this.

Well to bad because I gave it my dog.

And guess what??? HE LOVES IT.

Now, do you remember those two sandwiches that I said were mine??? Yeah, I'm going to now enjoy them while sitting on my couch that's in my kitchen.

I'm doing better then you.