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Chapter 1- The Hike

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Chapter 1;

Ooooh no!! I cant go any further!! Right now I feel like my legs are going to fall off and I cant feel my toes!! To make it worse, there's sheep crap stuck to my ass!! How they expect me to climb up this mountain I don't know!! This in NOT my type of thing!! I'm really going to set this ass of mine on Amy's face!! I cant believe she made me do this!! Seriously... this hike sucks there's nothing but green and sheep poo, but I think the sheep poo has all gone missing cause its stuck to my ass!! I need chocolate!! "Zoe!! Get your ass up here!!"

I looked up and saw my so called friend, Amy. She's been my best friend for years now. I love her but she can so get on my nerves!! She's one of the prettiest girls in school, blonde hair just past her shoulder, bright emerald green eyes and a small, slim figure I wish I had. She is the complete opposite of me!! I'm quite plain. I just have light brown hair that stops just above my waist, I have dark brown eyes and, I am proud to say, I have long eye lashes. I'm quite tall and I'm average weight with really pale skin, I could win a contest against Edward Cullen.

"No, shut up, I'm carrying more weight than you!!" I call back up to her.

She raised her eyebrow at me and placed a hand on her hip "Really. How??"

" First of all I'm heavier and taller than you and second of all there's abouttwo hundred and fiftykilosof sheep crap on my ass!!" I tried to turn around and prove my point but I lost my footing and went face first into sheep crap!! Great as if I didn't have enough on my ass!! I'm so stupid!! Thank goodness my mouth was not open cause that would be nasty!! "Yuck that's disgusting" I jumped back and hit my head of a rock!! Great can my day get any worse? I really don't think so!

I tilted my head up to see the sky. What can be worse than sheep poo and blood running down your face?

I think just found something.... Jaden.

Jaden is a complete hottie!! He has shaggy black hair with bright blue eyes that compliment his face perfectly!! He's tall to, about 6 foot 2 and has the complete set of muscles. He's the quarterback in the rugby team at are school, model integrated, he doesn't look sixteen at all! Its more like 18. He's way hotter than Edward Cullen! Unfortunately his like any other guy... a total craperised ass. Haha craperised I like that word its going in my word dictionary with smazybeast. "Sheep poo suits you" I wasn't paying much attention to his words, his British accent had my full attention.Then it finally hit, "OMG I forgot that's still on my face." He Started to laugh and walk away. I jumped up and quickly tried to find something to wipe my face with but there's nothing here but grass which most likely has more sheep crap in it! I swear is there anywhere up here that doesn't!! I tried to slowly get back up and keep my footing in place but my foot slipped again and I fell again." Is it even possible to have more sheep crap join the collection on my ass!" Murmuring to myself I tried to get up again but no life's not that good to me, it always has to make me and sheep crap collide! "There's a another couple of grams to join that collection of yours" The voice startled me and once again... I fell!! I looked up to see no other than Jaden. He had a big smirk on his face and I started to glare at him. " Go away Jaden" My voice was cold but at the same time so was my ass. He laughed again and I so wish I was able to get my fist to smash that face of his. I tried to use that thought to get me up, I was nearly standing when my food slipped and I was going to go down again but a hand grabbed the top of my arm and pulled me up. I'm glad that I didn't fall again but that nearly ripped my arm out.

I looked around and saw it was Jaden who had Grabbed my arm. I just stared at him. "I think you should thank me now for helping you not to fall again" I felt anger and rage pulse though me. Not only was I covered in Sheep crap and Blood but now my arm was killing me. I just glared at him. Yes he had saved me from falling into Sheep crap but while he saved me he hurt me more so I'm not saying sorry. He can dream on. "Well you could have been nicer!" He looked at me like I was mad. "I saved you, Didn't I?" I give him a disbelieving look "No you just hurt my arm" I started to get up and surprisingly I didn't fall. When I looked at Jaden again he was still standing in the same place and he looked a little hurt by what I was saying. I was probably the only girl that didn't slobber by his feet just because he touched me. "ZOE!! CLEAN YOUR FACE!" I looked round to see Amy walking back down to me. Err that crap is still on my face. I completing ignored Jaden and turned my back to him to look Amy full on. He deserves it for all the things he did to me. He made me a complete laughing stalk at school. She had a look of pure disgust on her face, I don't blame her, its hardly attractive. "You got a wipe?" I asked. Amy went into her bag and pulled out a bag of baby wipes. Thank God, I Cleaned up my face and tried to get some of the sheep crap off my ass but it wasn't working so I gave up. I put the dirty baby wipe in my rucksack. I was starting to walk on up with Amy when I slipped AGAIN and went straight on my butt, how many times am I going to fall today? I was going to get up when a hand came down to help me, once again it was Jaden. Why does he keep helping me!!

I looked down beside me to see another pile of sheep turd. How many times can sheep crap! Its disgusting. I got the best idea ever! I took hold of Jaden's hand and pulled myself up. As soon as I let go I made sure my footing was Perfect and stable, so I wouldn't slip, I shoved Jaden full force into that big pile of nasty smelling turd. He went into it face first! Revenge was sweet! I was killing myself laughing and so was Amy. Her face was bright red with laughing. The rest of the group was coming down now wetting themselves laughing to, they must have seen my awesome stunt. This was officially the most funniest moment in my life, never before have I ever seen Jaden fall. He sat up and stared at me for a minute and all I could see in his eyes was hurt and surprise, why was he hurt by it? It was a joke, a funny one to. A laugh escaped my lips but he still looked really upset by my little stunt. Guilt washed over me, I was going to apologise but to soon the staring turned into glaring. "why did you do that to me?" I stood there trying to decide what to say then I simply said "Because Sheep Crap looks good on you!" I started running up the hill, I could hear his footsteps behind me. Oh Crap. I tried to run faster but his legs are longer than mine, I felt big strong arms wrap around my waist. What was he going to do with me???

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~yea if you liked it please comment good or bad please give us lots of ideas. Also we didn't make up the Mountain and Sheep Crap bit because today we went up a mountain and there was lots of sheep Crap and People fell in it x lol x Love Lucy x

*yep its from actual experience!!