Guy: dude you were so drunk last night!!
Friend: what did I do??
Guy: well you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around screaming ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!!
Friend : we'll were pretty drunk too, u went up to your girlfriend and asked if she was single and she said yes
Guy: .......
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Stupid texts (clean)
Hài hướcStupid texts I will reply to all comments and if you have any funny texts I will publish them and shoutout . Btw none of these are mine so don't get mad if these are yours
