if aqours was kidnapped

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chika takami
chika: BY THE POWER OF CHIKA, I SUMMON..
kidnapper: what the-
chika: MUSE!!!
•muse randomly appears•
muse: what the- how did we get here-
chika: MUSE! HELPP!
honoka: OMG OUR FELLOW FAN
honoka: READY GIRLS?!
muse: MUSEICEU ATTACKEU!!!!!
kidnapper: OH MAN HOLY-

you watanabe
you: it's ok. chika will save me any moment now..
kidnapper: ...
•1 hour later•
you: yeah she's not coming is she?
kidnapper: nope.
you: well then,
•takes out red button•
you:  at least i carry out my red button
which will make the room turn into water no matter where i am and since i am a great swimmer i can swim out this rope and get out of this disgusting room. and while i'm at it, this room might end up with a-
kidnapper: •releases you because he already thinks the room is beautiful•

riko sakurauchi
riko: •random piano dog pops out of nowhere•
kidnapper: what in the world is that-
riko: PIANO GO BITE HIM
•piano dog barks and runs towards the kidnapper•
riko: ready piano dog? let's play!
•cue yume no tobira by riko•
as the kidnapper is in pain by the bite, the kidnapper falls asleep because the music is too beautiful•
riko: objective complete!
•dog bites rope and they are free•

ruby kurosawa
ruby: PIGIIII!!!! MARUUUUUU WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!
kidnapper: maru? what?
hanamaru appears out of nowhere•
hanamaru: ZURA! THIS ROOM IS LIKE MIRAI ZURA! ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA
•1 hour later• {insert spongebob}
still hanamaru: ZURA ZUR-
kidnapper: OK FINE I'LL LET HER GO sheesh
hanamaru: arigato zura!

hanamaru kunikida
hanamaru: ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA ZURA
kidnapper: i'm letting you go
hanamaru: ...
extreme silence•
also hanamaru: zura-

yoshiko tsushima woops i mean yohane (if you never watched love live, her real name is yoshiko tsushima but she wants to be called yohane because she has this sort of act)
yohane: you are my new fallen angel..
kidnapper: uhmm...
yohane: DESCEND WITH ME
kidnapper: uhmm...
•kidnapper backs away to the door•
•kidnapper peaks head out the door•
kidnapper: •faint• SO AM I STILL GETTIN THAT MONEY?

mari ohara
kidnapper: i know your rich girl now give me all your money
mari: ...
kidnapper: i said give me my money!
mari: ...
•extreme silence•
mari: IT'S JOKE!
kidnapper: why did i sign up for this job..
•walks away and leaves mari in that room•
mari: oh my god...
oh my god...
OH My GoD...
OH MY GOD...
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD-

dia kurosawa
dia: if you don't let me go i will kill you with my weapon.
kidnapper: and what is that?
dia: well, i am the student council so i am very smart and i will probably end up killing you with words so here i go the dictionary is one of my favorite things in the world because there are many words in it even though mari knows more english somehow i don't know how but anyway-
kidnapper dies•
dia: ...
and so dia continues her speech...•

kanan matsuura
kanan: hey so..
kidnapper: what
kanan: do you like surfboards?
kidnapper: heck yeah- why?
kanan: i'll make them your worst nightmare..
kidnapper: HAHAHAHAAH and how are you going to do that..?
kanan somehow get's out the rope•
kanan: THIS!
•a random surfboard appears•
•starts hitting kidnapper with the surfboard•

end.

hey. uhm. authors note.
requests are open 👌
also this part has so far 581 words.
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