aqours as text memes i found on insta

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that title makes no sense but yes

mari: wHY CaNt dInoSAuRs cLaP
dia: mari, it's because their hands are too sma-
hanamaru: because they're dead, zura.

maridia: ..

hanamaru: *paniks* am i wrong zura...????

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aqours: *lost chika in the grocery store*
aqours: oH nOeS wHat do wE Do

you: i got this.

*ahem*

you: WATASHITACHI

..

chika from the other side of the grocery store: KAGAYAKITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAII

you: and there ya have it

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chika: yo dia wanna hear a joke??

dia: no

chika: why did the tomato blush

dia: i said no

chika: because it saw the salad dressing HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHDSJHAHDHAHS

dia: kill me.

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yoshiko: *slams down card on floor* ACE OF sPaDES

ruby: *rips out uno card* +4!!!

hanamaru: *pulls out pokemon card* PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU

the rest of aqours: wtf are we playing

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dia: i'm going to the market ruby be safe

ruby: okii~~

ruby: *whispering* you can come out now

leah: bet

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chika: *washes 1 spoon*
also chika: i SWEAR i'm the backbone of this household smh

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hanamaru: DIA LOOK WHAT I FOUND OUT
hanamaru: YOU EVER NOTICE HOW N SIDEWAYS IS Z
dia: no, hanamaru. it's too late for this go to bed
hanamaru: ZO.

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ghost: boo
ruby: hi uwuwuuwuwuuwu

chika: hi ruby! *hands out lollipop*
ruby: PIGII *runs to hanamaru/dia*

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mari: my body is screaming fruit but my heart is screaming cake

kanan: what's your brain screaming?

mari: idk it just screams

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chika: *walks onto balcony next to riko* what a great way to start the day!

riko: it's 5 pm

chika: sorry, traffic on my way here was bad heh

riko: you just came from your bedroom..

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