hi yes i live
chika: it's really muggy outside today
riko: if i go out and all our mugs are on the front lawn i'm going to kill you
chika: *sips coffee from bowl*
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kanan: i'm craving something sweet :(
mari, gesturing to herself: ;)
kanan: i said something sweet, not a heap of salt.
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mari's rant of the day ✨
yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy "hey why aren't koalas considered bears?" and he hits me with "they're marsupials" like shut up nerd the answer to the joke is "they don't have the koalafications"
LIKE BRUH I T ' S J O K E
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kanan: hey how's the food?
dia: it's great. send compliments to the chef!
kanan: okay *goes to kitchen*
kanan: you have beautiful eyes
mari: oH My.. *blushes* sAnkYUuu
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hanamaru: why aren't there any adult playgrounds? like everything's the same but bigger
dia: there are; theme parks
hanamaru: but you have to pay for those
dia: that's the adult part.
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you: here you are chika, nice hot cup of coffee
chika: oh, it's cold
you: nice cup of coffee
chika: it's horrible!
you: cup of coffee
chika: i'm not even sure if it is coffee
you: cup
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dia: where's hanamaru? we can't go without her
ruby: don't worry, i took her food. she'll be here.
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hanamaru: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
chika: general mathematics 6th edition
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chika: i have to pee but i'm too lazy
mari: looks like urine trouble
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you: chika! i told you to roast the turkey! why haven't you done it yet?!
chika: oh sorry
chika: *turns to turkey*
chika: YOU STUPID MCDUCKING BIRD, WHAT KINDA LEGS ARE THOSE WHAT THE H
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BONUS NIJIGASAKI
yuu: the first one to reply is gat
yuu: gay*
yuu: ... wait-
