His Blue Orbs

Chapter One

My name is April "Luna" Turquoisemoon-Gem, but my friends call me Luna. Well, friend. See, I don't have a bajillion friends at school, because I'd rather not surround myself with fake whores all the time. It's one of those things that sets me apart from the other bimbos at my school.

I'm not really like any of the other girls at my school in anyway, actually. I don't get up at 5 to cake slutty makeup on, or bleach my hair to the point where it's so crusty, even bacon seems soggy. Unfortunately, this makes me sort of invisible, but that's how I prefer it. I'm kind of ugly, I guess, but at least I'm not superficial.

These are the thoughts I have, as I look in the mirror in the morning. I brush my pearly white teeth, when a tuft of my naturally purple hair, with rainbow streaks, which is in an effortlessly perfect messy bun, falls onto my flawless, porcelain skin. I spit out my toothpaste and rinse my mouth. My cloudy gray orbs with speckles of green and gold, that sometimes turn blue in the sunlight gaze up at my reflection again, my perfectly curled lashes blinking back at me, and I sigh. I'm wearing my usual outfit of a black crop top, with a flannel, denim shorts and red converse high tops. I scowl at all the freckles on my flawless skin, and purse my plump, dusty rose lips, at how ugly I am.

My mom suddenly wraps on the bathroom door. The scent of cigarettes immediately permeates the bathroom, as I finish my daily routine with my self -hatred induced sob session. I step out of the bathroom and make my way to the kitchen, where I clumsily trip over nothing, which I'm used to by now, because I'm very clumsy. I begin to fall in slow motion as my life flashes before my gray with golden flecked orbs and I am once again reminded of my pathetic insignificance within the vast, seemingly infinite expanse of the universe. Aren't I so quirky uwu? Then, out of nowhere a pair of man tits break my fall. I pull myself from the tits, to peer up at the man who just prevented me from plummeting from where I was standing to my inevitable death a whole five feet away, because I'm petite, but I'm still feisty x3. I begin to open my mouth to chew them out for getting in my way, when suddenly, I am awestruck.

There in front of me stands a gorgeous man, with luscious, oak hair and corpse like skin. I grope at his rock hard, grooved abdomen where a twelve pack glistens. He's wearing all black, and emanates teen rebellion, while simultaneously emanating hundred year old pedophile vibes. How mature and mysterious. My gray with gold flecked orbs meet his own emerald orbs, and for a second I can not find the ability to speak. He grins at me, "Hey there little girl, what's your name?"

The way he says little girl leaves me flustered, turned on, and slightly weirded out, but mostly turned on. Bright red, I wittily bite back, "None of your business."

"Feisty, just how I like it," he smirks. I blush harder and push away.

Suddenly, my attention is drawn to the several figures standing behind the pedophile. There's a curly haired, goblin looking man. I'm wet. A blond, blue orbed baddie, an edgy black haired boy with big earrings and an even bigger dick, and whoever else is in 1D. I then noticed a forty year old man with piercing blue orbs and scruffy black hair, standing next to big tiddied pedophile. My eyes then catch one more thing. Holy shit, Cedric Diggory. "I'm Edward Cullen," he greets me. God fucking damnit.

"Mom," I turn to her, "what is this?"

My mom lights a cigarette, and the entire room begins coughing. Not Cedric is hacking up a lung, rather than politely coughing like Cedric would. "I sold you off to 1D, the Salvatore's, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Lautner as a sex slave for a pack of cigs."

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OwO what happens next? Will I ever figure out what Jacobs last name in is twilight? Do I give a shit? Have I proofread any of this before publishing? Are the Salvatore's and Edward pedophiles?(yes). Find out next time on his Blue Orbs.