Kakashi x reader One-shots

when he gets embarrassed

“You just finished editing this, and you want me to get this manuscript to Kakashi?” 

You’re standing in the middle of the street holding a bag of groceries in one hand and a neatly stapled stack of papers in the other. Looking down at the thick mass, you read the title that is scrawled across the front page. “Icha Icha Violence: Prologue – Chapter Five”. Arching a critical brow, your gaze switches to the man in front of you. Unfortunately that man just so happens to be none other than the Toad Sage, Jiraiya.  

You’ve never particularly liked Jiraiya. More than anything you think that the man is an old bathhouse-peeping pervert. Even with his title as both a Sage and a Sanin you can’t help but avoid him at all costs. However, when he recognized you on your way home from the market and said that he had some “urgent documents” he wanted you to deliver to Kakashi Hatake you immediately stopped in your tracks. It’s only now that you see what these documents really are that you feel undeniably disgusted. You’re missing out on going home and eating (favorite food) for this? Unbelievable. 

Noticing the look you’re giving him, Jiraiya works to defend himself. “What? These are urgent documents!” he says sounding almost offended. “It’s been several years since the release of ‘Icha Icha Paradise’, so I thought that I would give Kakashi a sneak peek at my next novel. Everyone knows that he’s my biggest fan.”

Sighing in irritation, you tuck the simple manuscript into your grocery bag so that it’s easier to carry. Meanwhile, you reply, “Okay, fine. I have to walk past Kakashi’s apartment on my way home, so it shouldn’t be too much trouble to drop this off. I suppose I don’t mind.”

A pleased smile comes across Jiraiya’s face at your words. “Thanks a lot,(name). That really helps me out.” Pausing slightly, he adds, “Besides. I didn’t think you’d be the type to pass over an opportunity to drop by Kakashi’s anyway. I guess you could say you’re doing both of us a favor.”

Your compliant expression instantly morphs into a frown. “Don’t push your luck, Jiraiya. The only reason I’m agreeing to run this little errand is because I don’t have to go too much out of my way. I don’t worship at the foot of my Kakashi shrine, you know.”

The man gives a chuckle despite your harshness. “Yeah, I know. I was only teasing. Well, goodbye for now,(name). I’ll see you again soon.”

With that, the man disappears down the street, leaving you grumbling to yourself. 

“That old pervert thinks he can get me to do anything he wants if it has to do with Kakashi,” you mutter irritably. “He doesn’t know how untrue that is. I would rather be at home eating and watching TV after working all day. Nothing at all will make this trip worth it.”  

…Meanwhile at the Hatake household… 

The copy ninja has just returned home from a two week mission. When Lady Tsunade originally assigned it to him it was supposed to be nothing more than gathering information on a rumored Akatsuki hideout. For the first several days that is how it worked out, too. However, on the fourth day of the mission, he ended up having to engage in battle with an entire squad of enemy ninja. That wasn’t the first time, either. He had to fight off enemy ninja several times after that first incident. Then once he finally crossed back over into the Land of Fire a bear went through and destroyed all of his supplies while he was mildly passed out from exhaustion. Over all, Kakashi’s most recent solo mission was far from a pleasant experience. 

Kakashi walked through the village gates less than an hour ago, reported to Lady Tsunade about forty-five minutes ago, and is now stripping down in his bathroom getting ready to take a shower. After a mission that horrible a long shower is exactly what he needs. He’s covered in dirt, sweat, and is as grimy as ever. By the time the copy ninja is completely bare from his face to his toes the shower water is warm and he steps inside. For twenty minutes he scrubs his body down, enjoying the feeling of being clean. Sadly for him, it’s only when he goes to wash his hair that he realizes something; something very important. He accidentally left the shampoo in the living room…along with all of the towels…