Gilgamesh reborn as Naruto

Pairing Results~!

Gilgamesh/Naruto: REJOICE MONGRELS FOR I HAVE CHOSEN MY QUEEN!

Luna hits him with a pan on the head.

Luna: Don't shout!

Sakura: who is dumb enough to be with this jerk?

Sasuke: Hn.

Gilgamesh/Naruto: What did you say mongrel?!

Sasuke: Hn.

Sakura: Nothing.

Luna: Anyway the lady chosen for-

Gilgamesh/Naruto: Not lady! Queen!

Luna: Hai hai gomen. The Queen chosen for this man-

Gilgamesh/Naruto: It's King, not man!

Luna's eyebrow twitched.

Luna: Hai hai. The Queen chosen for this King is-

Everyone leans forward.

Luna: Enkidu.

Sakura: Who the hell's Enkidu?!

Sasuke: Hn.

Gilgamesh/Naruto: R-Really?!

Luna: Hai.

A tear slides down Gilgamesh's cheek.

Gilgamesh/Naruto: So she's alive again?!

Luna: Hai.

Sakura: Hey what's with the attitude change?! Why is he crying?!

Sasuke: Hn. I don't know but It's creeping me out.

Sakura: I know right?

Sasuke: Hn.

Gilgamesh/Naruto: I shall see you soon Enkidu...my Queen.

Sakura: Is someone going to tell me who this 'Enkidu' is?!

Luna: Oh right you don't know. Ahem. As you know Gilgamesh was the King of Babylon.

Sakura: But what's that gotta do with Enkidu?

Luna: Shut up and listen!

Sakura: H-Hai.

Luna: Anyway, Enkidu was a wild man created by the Sumerian God Anu. After Gilgamesh defeats him, the two become friends. Enkidu helped Gilgamesh in killing the divine bull sent by the Goddess Ishtar to destroy them. The Gods then kill Enkidu in revenge, prompting Gilgamesh to search for immortality.

Sakura/Sasuke: Ohhhhh...

Luna: Hai.

Sasuke: But you said Enkidu is a man so...

Luna: Hai. But did you forget?

Sakura/Sasuke: Forget what?

Luna: THAT I AM GOD IN THIS FANFIC?! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Everyone sweatdrops.

Sakura: I think she's gone mad.

Sasuke: Hn.

Luna: That's right I'm a God take that! Hahahaha!!!!

Sakura: Oh for crying out loud! Stop saying that you're a God! The readers will thing you have a God Complex or something!

Sasuke: Hn they'll also think you're insane.

Gilgamesh/Naruto: Shut up mongrel!

Luna: Gah so cold!!!