the baby project • luwoo

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[ Jungwoo | Lucas | Johnny | Ten | Mark | Donghyuck ]

"Oh, look who showed up," Jungwoo says, rolling his eyes as he points to his watch. "You're five minutes late."

Y'all, Lucas didn't sign up for this! He swears he thought he was going to get a cutie a.k.a possible husband material as his partner, but what did he receive in return? The spawn of Satan's butthole, duh. "Listen, the important thing is I'm here."

Well, that was true. If Lucas hadn't shown up, then Jungwoo would have had to roll up his sleeves and do what he does best... "You were taking a piss weren't you?"

Lucas turned to Jungwoo, making a disgusted face as he covers his private parts. Oh, there he goes, those eyes always looking at his dick? Geez, nice try! "Why do you care? Mind your own dick."

"Well, I don't have to if you zip up your fly!" Jungwoo heaves a loud sigh, explaining to the whole wide world Lucas was, in fact, an idiot. "How many times do I have to tell you that?"

Squinting his eyes, Lucas walks up ahead, hands in his pockets as he runs through the schoolyard. "Shut up, you're so annoying."

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Jungwoo wonders if Lucas was born stupid but then again, he was probably dropped on the floor as a baby. Even a sack of flours had more brainwaves than he would ever. "You do know you're looking a sugar, right?"

"Aren't they the same thing? We just need to grab a sack and go." Lucas says, blowing his bangs as he pushes the shopping cart. "Are you done yet?"

Of course not! Even though it was sad their first child had to have such a bad fate, Jungwoo will not have their second child go through such misery! "You have to choose the one that is sealed the tightest. Just in case an idiot drops it."

"Did you just call me stupid?" Lucas clenches his teeth, curling up his fist in the air.

Whoops, Jungwoo swears he was just whispering. He had no intention for Lucas to coincidentally hear him. Guess he was using his inside voice instead. "Come on, being with you for more than fifteen minutes really stresses me out."

And then there was Lucas who kept on pushing the shopping cart. If he was lucky enough, he might be able to hit Jungwoo's ass. That'll teach him a lesson or two!

Rolling his eyes, Jungwoo walks out of the grocery store with a flour sack underneath his arm. He forbids Lucas forever holding it without his supervision after the last incident, but because he's still the father... "Listen, I'll give you a chance to hold it. Go on, don't be shy."

As Jungwoo hands over the flour sack, Lucas may have accidentally brushed his hands onto Jungwoo's. He immediately noticed, scratching his neck awkwardly. "H—hey, you have soft hands."

Jungwoo glances at Lucas oddly, hugging onto his flour sack as his life depended on it. If he was any later, Lucas would have dropped their child again! So much for trusting an idiot. "Yeah? You got a problem with that, punk?"

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A/N: yeehaw!
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