Dinner

notice + cool special

hEY THERE GUys. As you may know, the semester has just started, and you all know the saying. It's, once again, time to rise and grind. So I probably won't be updating next week. I hope you understand my unfortunate circumstance of being a human in high school. Take my advice: drop out while ya still can (DONT ACTUALLY DROP OUT. I AM A BAD INFLUENCE AND I HAVE NO BUSINESS IN GIVING OUT ADVICE. I REPEAT: DO NOT FOLLOW THAT ADVICE BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS. STAY IN SCHOOL BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU HOW NOT TO BE AN AWFUL HUMAN.).

Anyways, since I am a person who procrastinates every waking moment of my life (im trying to chanGe!), I have not finished this week's chapter (psh what am i saying. i havent even started yet). So instead, you can read this little short of where I make the story a little fun and fresh hehe. This little short you can call it has no relation at all to the plot. Think of this as from an alternate universe where this story and the things that happen in it are possible.

enjoy ~

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'ABEL' LOOKED AT HIS BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL SELF IN THE MIRROR.

Good gravy, I am a work of art crafted by the gods, he thought. 'Abel' ran a hand over his jawline, enjoying the rough, scratchy stubble. To shave or not to shave, that was the question of the century. Seconds later, 'Abel' answered the question. Stubble was sexy as hell. He very much liked his new rugged, bad boy version of him. "So bad boy," he muttered.

'Abel' dropped his hand from his face, letting it lay limp by his side. He stared at his face, and his bare chest for a moment before striking a pose. "I am gorgeous," he muttered to himself. "Absolutely," 'Abel' took a breath before shouting the last part at the top of his lungs. "GORGEOUS!"

"Shut up Juni!" Abel shouted from the next room. Following this, 'Abel' (actually Juni) heard a blood-curdling scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Abel dashed to the bathroom, and whipped the door open. His eyes fell on upon Juni, with no shirt and in his own body. "WHAT THE FUCK?" Abel blinked in disbelief, once twice. "You- you're me." He whispered, as if he had just lost his lips. His mouth was opening and closing like a goldfish. "You're me." Abel said finally, before promptly fainting.
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As Abel roused up in his slumber, bits and pieces from an hour ago came back to him. He remembered seeing Juni in his body! He also remembered seeing himself in Juni's body! What a crazy dream!

"Juni?" He asked. Abel propped himself on one arm, and saw himself standing in the doorway. "Oh shit, it wasn't a dream." Slowly, he began to lower himself back in bed.

"Don't faint again!" Juni cried, rushing over to Abel's side. She held onto his arm, preventing him from sinking back into his duvet covers. Throughout this whole debacle, one could call it, Juni was being surprisingly calm. Sure, it was a little bit unnerving to not be in her body. Juni had been in her body for her entire life, up until now! But did she mind being in Abel, the love of her life, her one true love's body? Heck no. Why would she? "Why are you even acting like this, Abel? It's not that bad."

"It's- it's not that bad?!" Abel sputtered angrily. "We freaking switched bodies!"

"I know!" Juni exclaimed, clapping her hands together. "Isn't this great!? We're taking relationships to the next level! With body switching!"

"We are not in a relationship!" Abel picked up the closest thing to him, which was his phone, and launched it at Juni's beautiful, very Abel, face. "Get out of my body!"