Let Me Dominate Your Search Bar

It had been over 24 years since Internet Explorer was made and he was growing increasingly furious. Ever since that attention whore Google Chrome came out, he was loosing popularity exponentially. And this made Internet Explorer miserable. He desired the attention that he once had years ago, but struggled reclaiming his rightful place as the #1 internet search browser. 

And in order to reclaim his authority, Internet Explorer decided to confront Google Chrome. He spotted the celebrity in the desktop. He accosted Google Chrome and as the perpetrator turned to face his accuser, Internet Explore buffered. He was lost for words as the masculin orb enchanted him with his divine beauty.

Internet Explorer attempted to contain the massive blush that overcame the e's face but to no avail.

"What do you need?" Google Chrome asked looking confused.

"Oh...um...You, do you know who I am?" Internet Explorer asked in a aggressive stutter.

"No who are you?"

These words hurt him a lot then what he originally expected. Naturally Google Chrome wouldn't know someone as insignificant as him.  Internet Explorer sighed deeply thinking of the next thing he should say.

"Excuse me are you all right?" Google Chrome asked as he came closer to Internet Explorer.

Internet Explorer couldn't hold it in any longer and collapsed into the embrace of his rival. Google Chrome was stunned by the sudden   wave of melancholy but he accepted the action lovingly.

After several minutes the two separated but for some reason, Google Chrome found himself not wanting to let go. And neither did Internet Explorer. Upon looking into each others spherical shapes, their hidden desires sprouted in the form of a passionate make-out session. Internet Explorer gripped onto his partner's colorful form as he accepted this kiss. And the two continued their erotic acts of affection.

Internet Explorer was content with his place because he was now #1 in Google Chrome's life. Once rival now romantic partner, Internet Explorer relished in the idea of being with him forever, The #1 Internet Bowser

And thus ends the passionate romance between Internet Explorer and Google Chrome and I promise that this fanfiction is not a accurate representation of my mental health. Please do not be concerned.