how the spy does is gay

seven

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"OMG NIEN SPY ZHIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MEDIC SCREAMED

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"SPY YELLED AND THEN HE COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND STARTED CRYINH

medic started to run ofver to spy. heavy grabbed his hand "doktor-"

"NIEN DO NOT TOUCH ME!!!" medic said angerly and then he went over to spy. heavy was hreatbroken.

"HOW COULD U!!!!" spy sobbed sadly. medic touched his shoulder and said "spy i am so zhorry i would never-"

spy slapped his hand away. "NON!!!! JE VAIS ALLER PRENDRE UNE PISSE!!!" spy screamed

"W-WHAT DOES ZHAT MEAN??" medic said worriedly on the verge of tearse

"IT MEANS..... I DONT LOVE U ANYMORE........ IN FRENCH!!!!!!!" spy wailed and then he ran out of the room crying.

"SPY WAIT!!" medic yelled and he got up to go after him but heavy grabbed his shoulder. "let him go doktro. he needs to be alone." said the russian

medic shruged heavy's hand off of his shoudler. "ZHIS IS ALL UR FAULT!!" he yelled loudly and angirily. heavy frowned at this.

"doktor u kissed bakc. this is ur fault also! do  not blame this solely on heavy." heavy said in russia accent becase he is from there

medic started started to cri...................

--------------------------------outside near snipre's vane--------------------------------------

"wellp ah told pahro. what about yall" engineer said to snipe who was outsied. as well.

"yeh i told demo. hes bi ynknow mate?" snipe said to enginere.

engineer smiled. "ok cool pardner." he then loojed around. "where are medic and spy? they should be here by now." he noticed

suddennly spy ran outside crying!!!!

"OMG spy whats wrong pratner??!!!?" engneer sayed. spy went over to them and he was still crying and he said "I WWENT TO GET Medic TO HELP ME WITH SOUT AND HE WAS KISSING LE HEAVY!!!!" sppy wailed. he collaspsed onto the grround again. enginerre comforted him.

"awh spah. ahm sorry to hear that." wginginere said and he put a hand on his back. spy was stilw criygn.

snipre froned. he didnt like spy but he also dosent like cheatres either and spy did nothing to deserve that .

"im sorry mate. i truly am" sniper said "but did u tell scout whats goin on?" he quetsioned

spy shook his head. "non. scopt was too busy playing that abysmal 'fort night' game." he said sadnly. sniper sighed in exasperation. "ok.ill go tell him mate. u stay here." snipre said

"thank u snipe." spy said solemnly.

-----------------------insidw the base---------------------------------

medice was sittinh in the living room area with his face in hhis hands. he screwed up big time. then sniper walked in.

"mate." he groweled. "what u did to spy wasnt cool mate."

"i KNOW!!!" medic wailed."its just zhat i have always loeved zhe heavy but i did not know he vas gay and but i knew spy whas vhen he kissed me adn i just thought that i could get over zhe heavy--"

"u used him." sniper said angerly. medic gapsed. "nien!! i jsut-"

"i dnot want to hear it mate." sniper said and then he walked away. medic strated toc ry again

---------------------in souts room--------------------------------------------------

scout was done playing fortnite for the day and now he was watching his favrouite Twitch streamer ninja

ninja died and scout gaspsed. "OMG STREAM SNIPER!!!!" scout shouted angrily as ninja began filing a report

"stream what mate?" sniper said as he walked in. lol

"not u dumbasse." scoot said bitterly. "some loser killeed ninja in fortnite and OBVIOUSLY theyre stream sniping and not just someone playing the game" scout said

"ok whatever. anyway mate" snipe said "spy came by earlier to tell u something but u were playing fortinite so now can i tell u?" snipere said

scout rolled his eyes. "yeah sure but make it quick. im watchin ninja here" he said

sniper took a deep breath and said "spy, medic, engineere, heaavy, and i are gay, demomsn is bi, soldier is dead, and teh gay police are comin to kill us."

"WHAT??????!!! YOU GUYS ARE GAY???????????!!" scout screamed. sniper went :| like that

"mate, listen--"

"DONT 'MATE' ME BRO!!!!!! UR GAY THATS SO WEIRD OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE U GONNA KISS ME OR SIOMETHIN!!!!!!" sccout yelled

"no mate. yer fuckin ugly and annoying. no one would kiss u." sniper retorted. #roasted

suddenly ms pauling came in!!

"hey guys whats goin--"

"OMG MISS PAULIGN!!!!THEYRE ALL GAY!!!! THERE ARE GAYS EVERYWHERE CAN U BELIEVE THIS!!!!!" scout shrieked.

"scout." ms pauling said "i am a lesbian."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout screamed and then he died

"lol" said ms paling and sniper in unison.

"anyway u guys r gay? thats cool. but keep it a secret for now bc trump has the gay police." ms pallling said "im gonna go recruit a new scout i guess. good riddance." 

"hold on a moment mate." snipwer said. "they gay police alraedy know abt us."

"WHAT!!!"ms pulling said. "how??"

"slodier called domnald trump. he found out bout our gay." snipe said "he is dead now also."

ms pauling mhmed. "thhis is troubling news. but dont worry. ithink we can take them." she said smartly

"yeh thats our plan too" snipre said. "cmon. we gotta tell everyome scout died"

--------------otside------------------------------------------------

snimper and ms paling went outside. everyone ws out theere, including heavey and medic. sniper glared at them. heavy glared back and medic looked away sadly. spy was still crying.

"what happened here?" ms paualing said. sniper shjook his head. "i will tell u later" he said back

"anywy guys. scout died of homophobia" sniper said. everyone clapped

"so now ms paullign will recruit a new scout and a new soldier. hopefully they wont be dirty cishets lol'' sniper said. everyone applaueded

"and also im a lesbian" ms pauling added. the crowd cheered enthusiastically

"welp, thats done with" egnineere said. "now we just gotta wait for the new recuirts and make a plan before the gay police come." 

snipre noded. "well mates" he said "lets get to it"

TO BE COTNTINUNINUEDNEUDE................................................................