-----3 DAYS AFGTER THE BATTEL AND ENGINEERE TAKING A SHIT-----------
everypne on the base was getting worried. ms pauling had been gone for a while and none. of them knew when the gay police would show up.
spy, sniper, enginer, and pyro were all siting in the living area talking about it because not having a scout an a soldier was becoming an issue. also pyro and engjneer are dating now :)
"roight. its been over a week now mates. normally ms pauiling would be back by now." sniper said astraulia
"hm. for once, u r quite correct Bushman." soy said and lit a cigarett . "it is strange that we havent heard from her at all eithere."
"do y'all think something mightve happened to her?" engy said
just then the door opened and IT WAS MS PAULING!!!!!
"hi guys :3 sorry for taking so long but finding a scout that isnt annoying was harder than i thoughgt. BUT i have the new soldier with me right Now" ms pauljng said and she moved out of the way AND IT WAS ........
...............
MERASMU????????S
"GREEETINGS MORTTALS" MERASMUS SAYED TO THEM!!!!!
"WHAT LE FUCK?????! MERAMS????" spy screamed and sniper, engineer, and pyro ALL GOT THEIR WEAPONS!!
"GET OUTTA HERE MATE!!! ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!!!" sniper yelled bc in this fanfic its like summer or something even though it's nearly halloween as im writing this which is how i got the idea to add merasmus in the first place but . sniper doesn't know that because i hate him
"guys its ok!!!?! hes the new soldier" ms pauling explaind calmly. "hes not here to attrack u"
"oh...... wait WOT????" sniper said surprisingly
"HES le new soldier?!?! he s not even in le military-" spy said and thwn he realized their old soldier was never in the military either so then he was just like ok whatever
"YES MORTALS!!" merasumhs said to them "AND I HEARD SOLDIER DIED OF HOMOPHOBIA!!! 'LOL!!!!' PRETTY 'SWAG' AND 'EPIC' IN MY OPINION!!" merasus said also and the others just groaned and faceplamed and made faces like -_- bc Meradmus was being Cringe
"roight....ok........... well, we'll go tell the others." sniper grumnled. ms pauling nodded.
"ok thanks. i will be back when i find a new scout which probably wont happen very soon bc the author still has no idea what the fuck they're doing and they're literally just making this up as they go along!!" ms pauling said and then she drove away
--------++++++LATER-
"MERASMUD IS THE NEW SPOLDER????!!" said heavy, medic, and demoman in surprise.
"yeh. oi know. kinda crazy" sniper replyed "but ms paling said hes not here to kill us so. yeah"
medic hmmmmmd and then sayed "how do ve know he is telling zhe truth??"
"FOOLS;!" merasmua screamed "i have NO REASON TO FIGHT U NOW THAT SOLDIER IS DEAD!!" he screaamed again.
demo man galred at him. "and ye will help us fight the gay police, yeah?" he questioned suspiciouly
"OF COURSE MORTALS!!!!! FOR I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MERADMUS, AM BISEXUAL AND NONBINNERY!!" he announced. "I GO BY ANY PRONOUNS!!" he added and laughhed evilly
"omg. swag." the mercs said (except pyro who just clapped and gave a thumbs up) and also me because i like to project onto all of my comfort characters lol
"wait mate. why do u pronounbce it like that" sniper adked
"LIKE WHAT?" merasmu sayed back
"like 'non binnery'" spy said in french but in english actualy. "it is pronounce 'non binary'"
"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT BITCH!!" meramsus laughed. "I DO WHAT I WANT!!"
the others juts sighed and rolled their eyes and smile. classic merasmu!
"so that is settled." said hevy. "there is no new scout?"
"non." spy said back kind of crossly bc tbh he was still mad at heavy and medic. "ms paaulinh is still looking for one."
"hmmg. ok" heavy said and then he looked at medic. "doktor. let us go eat sandvicg." he said and medic grinmed and said ok and they both got up and went to go to the kitchen.
heavy loooked back and glared at spy. spy glared back angerly. snuper and engineer both shook their heads. demolition man drank more alcphol. pyro drew on the walls with crayon. merasmus just stood there awkwardly bc he had no idea what the fuck that was all about LOL
------------&LATER AGAIN-----------
the Spy was in his smokng room again pacing back and forth with a scowl on his face. he was so fucking mad
sudenly there was a knock at the door. "spoi? its me again. tf2 sni-"
"yes i know who u are u fucking imbecile!!" spu snappd at him. then he felt bad. ".... my apologise" he said. "i am just upset still. u may entre."
so then sniper walked into the room. "ur still sad about medic huh?" he said to The Frenchman
"NON!!! I AM PISSED LE FUCK OFF!!" spy yelled in response "HOW COULD HE CHEAT ON ME WITH LE HEAVY?? I LOVD HIM FIRST!!! HE SHOULD BE WITH ME!!!"
"woaj, mate-"
"THAT IS WHY.... i have been thinking" spy said "of trying to get back with le medic-"
"no, mate, dont-"
"becasue i think what me and medic had was special, and TO GET BACK AT LE HEAVY FOR STEALING MY BOYFRIEND" spy said
sniper sighed. "mate. remnember what i told u? that medic isnt good enough for u?"
"yes i remember" spy began " but i should also remind u that u are cringe and u smell bad so ur opinion le garbage. honhonhon" spy said meanly. sniper looked rly hurt and he made a face like this > 😔
spu felt kinda bad for being so mean to sniper so he said "look i appreciate u trying to help me. but i do not need it. i can gt back tigether with medic. u will see" and then spy walked out of the room
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WHAT EILL HAPPen NEXT . you probably wont find out until like months after this part goes up but whatever cya
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how the spy does is gay
Fanfictionthis story contains GAY :3 ✋ if u dont like dont read XD this is how the story of spy and Medic and how the find of the spy of has his gay but is sniper jealous???!! andn then................THW GAY POLICE COME O__________O WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE...
