The Trials FxF (#1.5 Satan's Psychopaths) ✔️

Chapter 8 - Miss Superior of the Silver Seas

"Fucking bastard thinks he's all high and mighty because the humans worship like he's that beard dwarf that they call God", one of the kittens mutters under its breath as we all stand from that endless fall and now, we seem to be at the bottom of the mountain, again.

I walk over "hey, hey..." I check the name tag around the red spikey bow collar, "Myra its ok, he's gone now and I'm sure Blob is having a fun time tumbling down the mountain side stabbing him into tree branches and round kicking his ass all the way back to the north pole", I say while stroking Myra's head and neck which she purrs at all cutely.

"Awe you little cutey you like it, don't you, yeah you do", I say in a little baby voice as Myra's purrs get louder and louder.

'Bump', I turn around to see a few of the kittens behind me giving puppy eyes that just make me give in and turn my attention between them and little Myra.

'Scrrr', I turn around to see what looks like the oldest of the, pack. Wanting my attention, not the affectionate purring side though.

"Yes..." I search for his name tag but its too far away for me to see. Knowing what I'm trying to do he turns his body "ah!" I scream as another head pops up, woah it's a two headed cat bat – Cabat.

"My name is thunder and this is my twin lightening, we need to find mummy Blob she is the... valuable", Lightning whispers at the end, as I guess it was meant to be a secret.

I think to myself, ok, ok. What shall we do, we need to find kitty Blob. "Ooooo I know, how loud can you guys screech?" I ask as I think of a great plan.

Myra steps forward, "Deathening", she replies with an evil glint hidden in her eyes.

"Ok, two kitties need to go to the south, east and west, while me and the rest of the kitten warriors will scout the north which is furthest away for Blob. If anyone of you catch Blob, screech so hell Deathening that everyone in hell will hear, and this will also scare the other contestants", I think evilly as I rub my hands together like an evil mastermind.

Thunder and Lightning stand next to me like they are more superior than everyone else "Ready. Set. Go!" They shout as Myra and another kitten run off to the south, two kittens sprint to the east and two others to the west.

"North sisters and brothers run we wish to speak to the superior", the twins speak together with some kind of forceful power. Straight away the kittens sprint like they are the devils next meal.

Ooo superior, I think to myself that sounds important. "Miss Superior of the silver seas. Superior Ellie Satan wife of dark angel Victoria Satan. Ooo that definitely sounds superior". Just as I finish off the words to myself, I look up to see the twins staring at me like I'm crazy... wait I am crazy. "Hahahahahhaha".

"Crazy lady- "they mutter.

"Hey! I am not just a crazy lady, I am a crazy cat lady", I giggle to myself.

"That you are... Anyway, we wanted to talk to you because we wish to be your second in command. We are fit for the role and we have our own control over the younger lot", they tell me while I just stand there staring at them and when they finish, I tilt my head to the side while making sure my eyes are still directly pointing backwards and fourth between the each of them. I lift up one eyebrow magically, then I stick my tongue out and rotate my eyes 360 like a chameleon.

"Yes, you can be my seconds!" I reply with real enthusiasm as they have passed my test.

"Now our crazy cat lady Miss Superior of the Silver Seas and the soon to be wife of Dark Angel Victoria Satan lets go on our adventure to find Mummy Blob!"

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Hey kitties, sorry for the late update. I've just started college again and I was very busy over the Christmas holidays. Hope you enjoy this chapter and happy reading!

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