The Trials FxF (#1.5 Satan's Psychopaths) ✔️

Chapter 5 - Meow

"So here are your knives. Now, if you lose one then dip your hand into this bag as it is endless and weightless", the gorgeous man in the suit tells me as I dry my blood wet hair.

I just respond by putting my thumbs up as I am too exhausted from my new-found bath activities. Oh no no no, I forgot to ask V when she'll be back again, I'm guessing it'll just be surprize blood bath visits, and maybe she'll pop up underneath my duvet.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" I scream as I seem to fall through the floor and the guy in the suit just waves at me from up above.

I land on the ground with a big 'oomph', but it doesn't seem to hurt. "Good morning everyone!" The one and only Sophie shouts from wherever, as the fire ball of a sun rises from the dark mysterious mountains in the far distance.

"As you can tell we fastened the time, because some of us are lazy", she says while pointing to someone next to her, "and me and the judges want to see some action. Now, each of you will be swung by the giants", I look behind me to now see a row of actual giants like in Harry Potter, or was that trolls. Well anyway, there both massive men.

"To a random place, and from there you will need to trek up the mountains, travel across the river of death and take that wonderful valuable to the safety of X marks the spot!", she explains with a bored look on her that pops through the dark clouds with a big 'roar!'

Feet thump against the ground, I look up just as a bat hits me in the face. Well that's what the roar was for, I think to myself as I fly through the air at an unhuman speed.

For frick sake I think as what looks like a bat and a cat scratches its way across my face, well that'll leave a mark, ooo war marks. After a few more weird screeches and bat wings in my face, I finally land on the ground. And like the normal white person I start kissing it like I am now finally safe... not.

How the hell could I ever be safe in hell? (haha see what I did there) Actually, with Victoria's arms round me I would always be safe and secure.

I look up in time to dodge out the way of another one of those Catty Batty creatures, and just as I do, I notice that I'm at the bottom of the mountain.

For flying cats sake, I'm too tired to climb that large hill. I know what I'll have a break, ooo a cave.

As I walk towards it, I add a skip to my step and shake my tiny ass as I think of the song Star Girl by McFly, 'wouldn't you like to come with me? Ooo ooo'!

Just as the end 'duh duh duh' pops into my head I walk into the cave and feel my body shiver as the light from behind me seems to disappear. I turn around, only to see nothing, a dark blob that could be anything.

I hear a shuffle of feet and a short puff of breath, "Whose there?" I ask a tad scared.

The blob seems to get smaller as it gets closer to me, and I jump back in surprise as I feel a warm soft thing on my leg. I look down as something flies up into my face "ahh!".

"Meow" is the blobs response.

"ooo a kitty", I smile.

"come here little kitty"? I call over while trying to find some kind of light.

"Meow GRR!" I jump back again in surprise as I look up and see the big blob again.

"Can't I just get some light in here"? I question out loud and as I do a flicker appears, and I see lots and lots of eyes.