South Park x reader oneshot

[College Au ] Kicked out - Kenny McCormick × Male ! Reader

No one's pov .

Screaming could be heard echoing throughout the household as the noises of items being thrown and broke added to the screaming . Footsteps sooned followed alonged as the screams drew closer to the living room from upstairs . (M/n) rushed down stairs with adrenaline in his veins as he tried to out run his furious mother who was carrying a luggage full of his belongings . Thoughts ran through his mind as to why his mum was so furious with him , he didn't do anything wrong to infuriate her did he ? He didn't have the chance to talk to her when he was eventually lead outside - or rather kicked outside - and the luggage being thrown directly at his face .

His mum's screams were muffled as he tired to stand up and move the heavy luggage off him and though he was able to get tge luggage off him , he wasn't able to ask him mum why she was kicking him out before the door was shut closed , leaving him out on the lawn with questions in his mind . (M/n) groanes in annoyance as he ran his hand through his hand before he proceeded to lie on the ground and stare up at the sky , thinking about the whole situation that happened . But even though he was in this predicament right now , he couldn't help but let out a strained laugh .

He knows better then anyone that his mom cared about how the neighbours viewd his family and seeing as it was still early afternoon and many neighbours probably heard or seen the scene , her reputation would definitely drop until she makes up some fake reason as to why she kicked her only son out when everyone knew he was quite the nice guy .

But oh well , it wasn't his problem anyways .

So he continued to stare at the open sky with lazy eyes before a shadow loomed over him which made him groan as he covered his eyes with his arm . Once he was accustomed to the dark , he lifted his arm off and looked to see who it was . (M/n) huffed when he saw who it was but made no bother to say a greeting like he usually did .

It was just Kenny , so (M/n) just gave a light slap against his cheek , as if to tell him to leave him alone .

"So " Kenny began " What you doing out here with a luggage bag next to you as you were staring up at the sky ? "

"Oh you know just your usual friendly neighbourhood friend being kicked out from his house cause his mom was mad for reasons unknown and resulted in me being kicked out . Wanna be a good buddy and help me ? "

Kenny stiffled a laugh and shooked his head at that description as he grabbed (M/n)'s luggage . (M/n) stared at Kenny with curious eyes , wondering what he was doing with his luggage in hand . Kenny noticed the stare , "You don't want my assistant ? "

(M/n) raised an eyebrow , "Assistants ? Assistants for what ? Buying my corndogs ? "

"If I had the money , then most probably , yeah , I would . But nope , no corndogs today , just your friendly neighbourhood best friend trying to help his friend up by letting him stay with me at my dorm . "

(M/n)'s eyes widened as he hurriedly tried to stood up , his face unreadable as shock was all that could be seen . Kenny gave a smug look , as if to tell (M/n) that he was the one that was potentially going to drag him out from being 'homeless' state and bringing him back to become a sheltered person .

"Well let's go my dear amigo , I'm bringing you to my dorm . Come on , follow me little me . "

Kenny taunted , intentially , as he walked off with (M/n) luggage still in his hand , leaving (M/n) still speechless while loss in his thoughts . It took him a few seconds to gather his thoughts before he was brought back to reality and started chasing Kenny , who was already some distance away . (M/n) eventually caught up with and started questioningly why he was doing this since (M/n) knew that Kenny didn't do these sort of things since he really didn't have a 'Kind heart ? '  . In which he didn't get a response as all Kenny did was give a smile and hummed along the trip to his dorm .

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"You sure I can just stay here ? And this isn't even a dorm , it's not even considered an apartment dude ! "

Kenny shrugged "What's the difference man ? Dorm and apartments both had bedrooms , bathrooms and kitchens don't they ? "

(M/n) placed his face into his hands as he groaned , he should've remembered that Kenny considered anything with four walls and a roof as a house , even if it's a cabinet . But there was one question on his mind , how the hell did he afford such an apartment ?

The 'apartment' that (M/n) was in looked like something that movie stars would live in , which obviously looked expensive as hell . He had asked Kenny how he was able to afford such an apartment like this and his response almost wanted (M/n) to slam his head against the wall .

"Hm ? Oh , well the landlord's daughter , sort of favours me or something  . So I was always excused from paying the rent every month , cool isn't it ? "

(M/n) didn't really know how to react to this , he didn't know whether to teach him some manners or just let it slide since he was the one letting him have a place to stay but then again , why should he be surprise . Either way , he'll think about it later , right now , he needed to unpack in the room Kenny told him he could stay in . So , (M/n) grabbed his luggage and went to the room , leaving Kenny in the living room watching the Tv .

But what (M/n) didn't notice before he left the room was the smirk on Kenny's face and the possible thoughts running through his head . Not that (M/n) need to know , since it was filled with thoughts unfit for a anyone to see . Besides , if he told (M/n) what he was thinking of ,it would only ruin the fun he had plan for him .

So the fun had to wait for just a few more weeks .