In a world surrounded by Fortnite players; Owen, Alex, Kenny, Jacob and Patrick are the only survivors left. Currently, there is a situation abrewing where the group is getting chased by Fortnite players on rooftops. As Kenny and Jacob leap over the rooftops and lead ahead, the other part of the gang follows. Scott, Tomas, Sam (Driscoll) and Sam (Lewis) chase them with surprisingly the same athletic skill as them. "GUYS, I CAN'T HOLD ON FOR MUCH LONGER!", says Alex. As Alex attempts to make a leap across the rooftops, he trips and falls over the ledge, meaning he can't be infected by the Fortnite players, but he's dead. "DAMN IT, WE LOST OUR CAPTIVE PRISONER! WE WERE GOING TO TORTURE HIM WITH 24 HOURS OF ASMR, BUT NOW HE'S F**KING DEAD!", Jacob says as they keep moving on.
As they finally find a rooftop with a stairway down, they go down it and try to find a way to shake off the fellow infected people who were once friends. Owen trips upon running downstairs, and Jacob picked up a handgun with ammo, but it was too late. Scott held down Owen with his massively fat ass as Tomas, Sam and Sam bit into his limbs. "NOOOO, WE'VE LOST A FELLOW FRIEND!", Jacob says as he's about to run down the stairs. As Owen slowly turns, his final words were spoken. "Jacob, please keep our friends safe from danger, and make sure that you find the cure and tell Kenny that he uses CHEAP ASS MOVES AT TF2 LIKE A MOTHER FU-". Owen suddenly turns into a Fortnite player, and Jacob dashes down the stairs to regroup with the others. "GUYS, WE LOST OWEN!", as he runs toward the others.
Scott, with the other infected Fortnite players hanging onto his back, jumps out the window and chases them. They all three split up, Jacob with Patrick, and Kenny going by himself the other way. Jacob and Patrick go towards the left alleyway, and need to climb up a fence to get to the other side. "I think the only way to cure all the Fortnite players is to go to all the Epic Games headquarters and destroy them all, then kill all the staff who helped make Fortnite possible. Such evil people must be put to an end!", Jacob says. "Yeah, we need to kill all of TH- AAAAAH", Patrick screams as a rope is pulling him from the other side. Jacob pulls out the handgun and shoots the rope clean off.
Jacob and Patrick run for it to the end of the alleyway, but Scott falls down to block the way. "We're cornered!", Patrick yells. "Not for long!", Jacob yells. Jacob pulls out a Diamond Sword to fight them, but the Diamond Sword gets broken and Jacob dies. (Okay, that was a joke, back to the real story). Jacob pulls out the f**king Monado (From Xenoblade Chronicles, search it up) and Kenny jumps over from the other side with a Street Fighter costume. "Get out your true inner potential Patrick!", Kenny says. "Okay, I'll try!". Patrick looks like a retard when he starts grunting while squatting down so it looks like he's taking a shit. Kenny and Jacob look at each other and back at Patrick, and Jacob finally breaks the silence as the Fortnite players move closer. "Patrick, you have to press the button on your chest...". "Oh, okay!", Patrick exclaims and presses his button.
He becomes Sonic (Furry) and they all rush towards the Fortnite players. Patrick speeds towards Sam (L) and does a spin attack towards him, pushing him through the brick wall and knocking him unconscious. Jacob dashes towards Tomas and Sam (D) to slice their legs, careful not to kill them so they can cure them later on and he pushes them out of that side of the alleyway. Kenny socks Scott right in the stomach, forcing him to go flying out of the alleyway and landing into a brick wall across the street. "I think we got all of them", Kenny says. "Forgetting about something?". Patrick suddenly turns around to see Owen as Alvina Of The Darkroot Wood running towards them. "FURRY, OH GOD RU-". Patrick is interrupted by a launch across the sky onto the top of a small building. Kenny and Jacob strike against Owen's furry "Persona". His furry self laughs furiously and says "What fools we have, what WRETCHED FOOLS WE HAVE!". Then, Owen's furry ass self jumps to where Patrick is and starts clawing through him. "Okay boys, time to change to my second Persona!", Jacob says as he presses the second button on his chest.
He gets a giant ass sword and turns into Cloud, and Kenny just changes to Ken which is almost exactly the same damn thing as Ryu (Lmao). Jacob jumps up to Alvina's face and slices through its eye with that giant f**king sword. Alvina screams, not only because of the slice but also because Kenny was f**king her leg thinking it would defeat her. It didn't defeat her, but it ended up distracting her so Jacob had enough time to do something. Jacob grabbed a shocker and threw it at Alvina's neck, shocking her and making her turn back into Owen. Owen was knocked unconcious, but a Fortnite player bit into Patrick's arm. Jacob, still in his "Persona", threw a wave beam towards the Fortnite player, knocking it aside. "Patrick, this is gonna hurt, but we're gonna have to let you survive", Jacob says. "Wait, what're you talking abo-". Jacob sliced his arm off, and Patrick started screaming (In a retarded way).
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Patrick woke up, and they were inside a room which looked like one of the employee's rooms that worked at the Fortnite headquarters. "Jacob, Patrick woke up. You want me to update him, or will you have the honors?". "Go ahead". "Patrick, if you take a look at your arm, we worked hard on a mechanical arm for you. It also holds a beam and a button for your second "Persona". You can shotgun blast from your attachment on your mechanical arm, and you can cannon blast from it. You have to be in "Persona" mode to do all that first though, but you can do normal tasks without your "Persona" mode like holding an object, punching someone and drinking a cup of water". "Oh man, can I masturbate?". "Uhh, ask Jacob because he's interested in that shit". "Shut up". Also, the Fortnite headquarters are not far from here, they're literally across the street. This is a Fortnite employee's room in an apartment, we just had to assassinate him to take medical care of you". "Alright Kenny, you told him everything. Patrick, we're lucky to have you survive the Fortnite infection. Now, get up, it's crusading time". Kenny, Patrick and Jacob were on their way to the first Fortnite Headquarters out of the recently built four others to keep the Fortnite apocalypse going. TO BE CONTINUED...
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Fortnite Apocalypse: THE COLLECTION
HumorA sudden outburst of "Fortnite zombies" causes the entire world to turn into a wasteland of free roam for the zombies. This story starts a little while after everything is settled in and focuses on the three very main characters; Jacob, Patrick, and...